Yes! I would like to enjoy a planet without stupid ideas like Compliment Day and the people who follow them.

Also, look up. No. Look behind you.

You missed the joke.

When someone creates an account with a user name of haven13isgay43, then you might have something. Until then, I think I've got a leg up on you in the department of people doing things to specifically target another user for harassment.


(Go to the "Search" feature, then do an advanced search. Type "harpua" into the user name field and watch the magic happen.)

Honestly, your stance on many things comes off as "I don't personally like this thing. Therefore it should not exist for anyone's enjoyment. Kill it with fire!!!"

So yeah, if there was a joke in there, I missed it.

It totally sounded like something you would legitimately say.

I would not know about Compliment Day if it hadn't been posted here. A little hard for me to get worked up over it.

Again, this is making my point.

I'm not saying this is exclusive to. I am saying I am one of the people to whom this happens.

No, it's your stance on my stances that you are describing.

You often miss that I am often poking fun at myself, but I think you're too blinded by your judgment of me to see them.

Edit: I totally and thoroughly despise onion and green pepper on my pizza.

I don't have any problem with anyone enjoying them on their pizza.

I would have a problem with someone splitting a pizza with me if they were getting onion and green pepper on their half since the taste spreads throughout the pizza, errant onions and green peppers could get on my half, and all the pieces on the midline would almost certainly contain pieces of them.

There are many other instances where I am totally fine with someone enjoying things that I don't like, especially when I don't have to deal with them in any way shape or form.

Well, good for you!

Wait. Did I just compliment someone again? Damn.

Oh, wait. It's not Commpliment Day anymore! I'm good!

Yesterday or today was National Pizza Day.

Who in the Hell is not already eating pizza on almost all the other 364 days?

We enjoyed pizza on National Pizza Day at a sweet little diner called Murdog’s about 5 minutes away. It was awesome, even from a little burg like we live in now.

But since my wife eats more pizza than any human alive, it isn’t a rarity or special occasion. I figure between lunch and dinners, she has pizza easily 4 times a week. Probably more.

Exactly my point. Thanks for the backup.

Also, your wife is now one of my favorite people. I have gone through periods in my life where the same is true of me. I have been working out again since Fall and losing weight since the previous August. I'm down 20 lbs and if I ever lose the other 20, I will possibly go back to having pizza more often.

What's today?

Does anyone know?

National Sausage Council Appreciation Day?

Tuesday. Or Monday, depending on one's time zone.

Pizza in a cup day!

Is Cup 'o Pizza an actual thing? I thought that was just a gag in The Jerk.

Is it ok to pineapple in your Cup o' Pizza?

A Valentine's Day thought for you all.