We can start one now.

I can play the radio, sadly that is the only musical talent I have.

If playing the radio counts, surely buying a CD would too!

In the age of MP3 players, what is a CD?

The last CD I bought was Audioslave in like 2002-ish...

I guess I'm just old but I like having a hard copy.

look, they make pills for that.

Yeah, you told me that the last time you tried to seduce me. It may be time to accept that I'm just not that into you.

That's not what you said that time in Key West!

If I had a nickel for every time I've had to say that....

President Bush doesn't like LPCers.

And I'm out of the dental surgery. The back of the roof of my mouth is really hurting. Now I know what a hooker feels like after working a double shift.

Not if you're still walking you don't!

I-Team report - Haven13 is really former President George W. Bush.

Dubya13 iz in da HizzousE!

Insulted.

Watch this; I can spell nuclear.

I never spell it nucaler.

I am, therefore, not "Dubya".

I also know that America has FOUR not THREE syllables.

More proof.











No one got my Kanye joke.

Sad.

Amerka13 is sad.

'murica!

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