Yeah, in the long run, it's probably for the best... short term, well, I pity the first customer to give me serious grief today.

What what what? When did you go back on the market???

Sorry to hear it didn't work out. She looked like a cutie - too bad that there was baggage involved. Oh well. So it goes, I guess...

Do what I did, Stan. I left the office early today to work from home and picked up some Chick-Fil-A for my wife, who is stuck at home furloughed due to the govt. shutdown. I'm not saying it solved all of our issues, but the goodies were well received. Score one for chicken sandwiches (and I had one, too.)

Ooooh, she's a keeper, she is. No wonder you're jolly, fat, and happy now!

Last night, in point of fact. It just... there were issues, and not really something I want to talk about on a forum. Thanks tho'.

The wife has been eating gluten free so Chik-fil-a is a no go. Plus, she's not huge on their, er, practices. A brick of dark chocolate might do the trick though.

WHAT!?! The mature thing to do would be to come on here and air all of her dirty laundry so we can make fun of her ad nauseum. Stop being such a child.

Obviously being sarcastic. Unless one of the issues was that she had a weiner. And another issue was that she didn't tell you about it. In which case you need to tell us because that's pretty funny.

But like, I'm Loki, of Asgard, and I'm like, burdened with glorious purpose, that's all!

Need at least four more players to get the ball rolling for action hero mafia

Well, to cheer you up....

Fish Versus Army of Darkness is OPEN again!!!

There you go - you've got the concept.

A deep fried brick of dark chocolate would do the trick even better!!

The peanut butter cups I added to the mix didn't hurt either.

*eyes the hard limeade and chocolate in the groceries*

*says nothing*

You can get Chic-Fil-A chicken without the bun, I think it's gluten free. Can't do anything about the practices part of that equation though.

Sorry for all the woman troubles going around, that stuff is never fun. Stan's got my idea down, just replace dark chocolate with ice cream and gummi bears. And my wife also likes going to do a chore like emptying the dishwasher only to find I've already done it. For some reason that makes her day.

Aced my first grad school assignment, and I'm actually learning a lot. My only hang-up is APA format and references. I wish there was a tacit understanding that I give credit without having to cite the source in a particular way.

I am thinking about dropping the /action-word-url-thing and switching to #hashtags. I'm trying to reinvent myself poorly.