talk about a sticky situation.

so...Civil was SLOP event...

OK. This one time, my father put the syrup on the top shelf of the cabinet and didn't put the cap back on correctly. I had just washed my hands so they were a bit slippery. As I grabbed the bottle, an Elmer's tanker truck smashed into the side of my house filling the kitchen with glue! I never saw it coming! Took about a week of showers to get that fork unstuck from my back.

True story, in high school I had the usual job working at McDonald's. One day I was working on the truck deliveries. This included both food and beverages.
Now, the syrup for many of the varieties of pop* was shipped in large, valved bags. The syrup for the regular Coke, however, was stored in a giant vat which was filled from an even larger vat on the truck.
The truck guy attached the hose to our Coke vat and told me to go keep an eye on it while he went to begin pumping the syrup.
The hose was clear, so I was able to see the syrup progressing towards the vat. I watched it go up to the connection which was apparently not done correctly. As soon as it reached the connection it began to spray everywhere like when you put your thumb over the end of a garden hose. Within seconds I was covered in Coke syrup from head to toe.
Good lord, that was disgusting.



* Yes, it's pop, not soda.

you hate wawa and you say pop? you are just the worst kind of person.

fixed for accuracy.

And if vlad said it... he probably double-checked it on snopes first.

'Cause he's super-responsible like that!

I'm often on my way to snopes when I see a headline that sounds made-up before I even get to the article itself.. Every once in a while, I'm surprised and something turns out to be true. Usually, I'm right about it being bull####.

Yer darn tootin'

you sure are.

You can't just insert the word "poop" anywhere you choose and expect it to be funny.
It can be funny in the proper context, but it isn't simply funny in and of itself.

It reminds me of a guy I know who cannot get the hang of "That's what she said." jokes.
He seems to be under the mistaken idea that it works with anything.

Good:
"Hey, man. Do you want to order pizza? I think I want sausage tonight."
"That's what she said."

Him:
"Hey, man. Do you want to order pizza? Ham and pineapple sounds good to me."
"That's what she said."

poop is always funny. you are just jealous of my comedy genius. that's what happens when you don't like wawa.

I believe the condition is called "shortie deficiency."

Many people suffer from this and don't even know it.

That's what she said.

Fixed that for you.