There's a song called "Africa", at least.

No! Unacceptable!

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I save the thread down in H.C. Realms
Gonna take some time to waste the things we never had


FYI - until now I thought it was "I test the rains"

Hoff can answer...yeah,right! Ha,ha!
He must be a pretty good shot by now after all those poor,defenceless,little mice he's slaughtered.

For a while, I thought it was "miss the rains."

I've moved on from mice. Those of you on my Facebook know that in a 36 hour span on Sunday and Monday, 4 birds flew into my vehicle to meet their deaths. I love birds- not in the BudPalmer kind of way, but in the bird-watcher for most of my life kind of way- but a Tree Swallow, a Barn Swallow, a Mourning Dove, and worst of all, a male Baltimore Oriole, have met their demise at my hands.

Bird-Murderer!

#RIPCalRipken

Hmm...I wonder if your definitions for Tree Swallow and Barn Swallow are different from Bud's.

In today's "what the hell is going on outside my office window", I see what looks to be a woman with a drug problem (my guess since she was wearing a fairly nice dress and a lovely ankle monitor) digging industriously through the trash, and then being fascinated with some loose tiles. Now she wandered off. Good journey, lost child.

No worries, it was Billy Ripken, not Cal.

Good to know that you measure success in the severity of sharts.

Good ol' #### Face.

Where the hell is your office?

Branson, Missouri