You return to the thread and are not surprised, in the slightest, that Norym is confirming what we all already know; that he has nothing to add to the discussion.

BudP - what is that photo you are using for your profile?

Looks NSFW.

Anyone remember that old comedy sketch show on MTV called "The State"? I can't find their shows anywhere.

Looks like a shocker, and not the Marvel villain.

You think to yourself, "Could this Mr. Wooster really work in a place that doesn't allow donuts? Does he work at a gym? Perhaps for a diabetes awareness organization? Could he have just been playing dumb about the whole thing?" You finish by thinking, "It probably doesn't matter anyway! Oh, and look at Norym trying to add something useful."

"Is 'mute asking where he could watch them or where he could buy them?, " you ponder. You vaguely remember issues with the music used in the shows creating problems with them releasing them for sale, but you're pretty sure they did end up releasing them. The frugal side of you also remembers finding countless sketches on youtube, but you also understand that you've made few attempts to look any up recently. Just to silence your concerns you find it for sale on Amazon and also on Youtube. "Was this all just some kind of a set-up by wintremute?" you wonder.

It still looks like a dildo.

And part of it looks ... ill-used.

You think that Bernie uses the words "hand" and "dildo" interchangeably.

You begin thinking of movie quotes where doing this would make for hilarity.

Rockbiter: They look like big, good strong dildos!

Airport Security Officer: it's a hand. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a hand... always use the indefinite article a hand, never your hand.

Then just standard uses, "Talk to the dildo, cause the face don't wanna hear it!"

"That Bernie sure is silly!" you think.

On the other dildo, you could just be taking the whole thing way too far... as you're prone to do!

A man thanks good people for pointing out that DVD. A man remembers when an edited VHS tape was released, but did not know about the DVD.

You wonder if witremute still has a working VCR and if he would have bought a VHS tape if that was the only way he could find the show for sale.

Also, youtube doesn't have complete episodes, just some skits.

I looked into that DVD. It sounds like it is heavily edited in places because of copyrighted material that they didn't want to pay for on publication. I'll probably still get it, though.

"Quincy don't want to get out of the tub. If Quincy has to go to bed, Quincy will sleep in the tub. That's funny. Quincy thinks that is funny. Does papa!?"

Who the #### is this kid?

Quincy is also not surprised that Norym has nothing of value to add.

Why would anyone with any value to add to anything be in the LPC anyway?

Bud, did you see my message about not having USAgent? Can you pick a SR or some Rs to replace him and I will send your smack on its way.

And in completely out of left field news, the attractive new teacher babe that just started this year at the school made no mystery that she would like to be doing things with me for which I have neither the energy, nor the time, to do anymore. Even forsaking the whole married and kids thing, I would probably die. The woman is like 24. What the hell is she thinking? I'm tired just thinking about it.