I certainly appreciate the irony

I think I've even found a way to interrogate people while also murdering them. A nice compromise between the group's point of views.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svsLt...eature=related

I gotcha covered on that.

Wade snarls at the growl! It's not very effective...

CharlesX studiously feels around the area. He realizes that the team is trapped in what feels like a box-shaped room with seemingly NO WAY OUT!

However, JK and Blunder, while working separately, come to the same conclusion. There's one wall of the room through which a tiny bit of breeze can be felt. Perhaps with a carefully planned bit of derring-do, painstakingly researched and...

...

...you know what's coming, right?

DUBBA BUBBA DIE! Pax screeches as he attacks the wall with gusto. "ALL GROWLS MUST PERISH!" Space Jawa whacks the wall with hammer and tail. The thumping is extremely loud in the room, and the wall, slowly but surely, starts to dent.

Then, suddenly...BRIGHT LIGHT!

At first you can see nothing but glare as the wall suddenly disappears...then you see something curious indeed.



"Duuuuuuuuuude," says the orange masked monstrosity in front of you. "How'd you guys get in the trunk of the Turtlewagon?"

"I say they're working for shred-head," snarls the red-masked monstrosity. "And you know what that means!"

""We don't know that for sure," says the blue-masked montrosity. "Maybe they know where April is!"

The purple-masked monstrosity is too busy looking at the damage you caused to the Turtlewagon to say anything.

Everyone but Wade gets an XP.

Now that you're in sunlight, Wade and CharlesX see what they got!

WADE HAS A MINIATURE GREEN PIPE! No clue what it does, but you get the sense that it's probably best to use in a fight.



CHARLESX HAS A TOAD HAT!



No clue what it does. I suppose you could find out by wearing it.

Alright, alright, I know, I won't try to engage the Turtles in fisticuffs.

Can I at least try to intimidate Rapheal, that'd be a dream of mine!

So should we give them the full story?

Actually, I have a better idea!

Jawa, I need you to sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=R_K6971WmAs

And I'll hit all the dance moves, which should drop the opposing hostility levels and show them we're totally on their side!

Who are you and what have you done with Pax?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtSbq2fNf8

What happened to the adorable Vanilla Ice I used to know and love?

Let's not question it, shall we?

Different world, different rules.

This is the land of the battle rap, I can FEEL IT.

I use my Smarm/Schmooze to convince the monstrosities that we are friends, don't know where April is, but are willing to help them out by joining our forces with them.

Also, I put on the Toad Hat. It probably looks quite fetching on me.

And here comes the roll...

2d6 = 7

Would it be counted as an assist to try to tell them where we came from, what we're up to, and what our mission is?

Nah, 's good.

Alright, then I shall do just that.

I shall provide them with an abridged story detailing our mission and what we've done thus far, adding in sound effects and voices where appropriate in order to better get across the details and make for a more entertaining story. (Shmooze; Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices) Given the version of the Turtleverse we're in, there shouldn't be much trouble with them accepting the details of the story should they be willing to accept the idea that we're telling the truth. It's not like we're the weirdest thing to ever happen to them.