I'll go back through the pipe. (Body)

I'm with Sky. Back into the pipe it is! And to do so, I shall Moonwalk my way into it. (Body, Attribute: Lord of the Dance Champions)

I will clap my hands to see if the lights turn on (body)

It isn't black. It is the opposite in fact. White as far as the eye can see.

Back into the pipe (non-moonwalking). (Body)

Then I will move forward, into the nothingness! (body)

Into the nothing, the more nothing, the nothing still, or the incredible abundance of nothing?

Before you lays nothing

Sky attempts to climb back into the pipe, but quickly finds it to be one way, as it spits him back out again. Smudge, sure that Sky has done something wrong, also attempts to climb into the pipe, much to the same result. Jawa, confident and cocksure, moonwalks up to the pipe, and lowers himself in backwards. The pipe attempts to pop him back out, but Jawa resolutely holds on, wedging himself in place. He finds himself stuck in the mouth of the pipe.

Wade, seeing all of this, decides that Jawa deserved it, and strides forward into the blank landscape. Only that the pipe and his companions seem to get smaller and small reassures him that he is not walking in place. When the pipe is barely withing sight behind him, Wade actually finds something. Namely, a shovel of the typical garden variety, laying by itself upon the stark, white, ground.

Jawa and Wade get XP.

So which way did Wade go?

I will pick up the shovel! (body)

You guys obviously don't know where we are!

Obviously...

And you do? I would be shocked.

Muah ha ha! I succeeded in climbing into the one-way pipe!

Take that, physics!