Pro Tip: Today is not just Valentine's day. Today also marks the day of birth of my lord and master. No, not Munchoboy. His birthday has already passed. I'm talking about Simon Pegg.

Pro Tip: make sure your significt other has a sense of humor before pulling this kinda thing. If you want to not sleep on the couch.

Also while she's there have her make you a samich :P

Pro Tip: When living with CuriousLurker, a sense of humor is required! You never know what you may walk in on him painting or drawing.

Heh. The wife will get nothing and like it today. I'm in a dangerous mood.

Pro Tip: Whenever Trader 2699 says he's in a dangerous mood, it means you should tickle him as often as possible. Wedgies are also acceptable.

And now BudPalmer has the perfect opportunity to off him without arousing suspicion.

Pro Tip: do not anger your wife who has made many threats on your manhood.

I'm not seeing enough pro tips in the other regions of the realms, just here in the nether regions.

Pro-Tip: My biggest Pro-Tip is attached to my nether region.

Pro-Tip? Pics or it didn't happen?

Pro Tip: Asking another person for a picture of their junk is actually a Porn Tip. They are easy to confuse with Pro Tips.

Ah! I always get those two confused and it always gets me in trouble.

Pro-Tip: Porn-Tips are next year.

Pro Top: Unless you are Nostradamus, there's no way you could know that about Porn Tips.

Sometimes I don't know why I even bother trying to communicate with other human beings.

Along those lines, does anyone know the name for the reverse of a fundamental attribution error? If I say that I disagree with ONE POST someone made, and she blows it out of proportion and tells me to delete her as a friend if I don't like her, what is that called?

pro tip: It's possible for me to disagree with one thing someone says without hating EVERYTHING that person says.