I hate being poor. My friend is doing a burlesque show in a couple weeks and I can't afford to go.

I hate being poor too. Bought my comics, couldn't pay for food...can't believe people waste so much of big macs these days!

I have 36 cents in my bank account with no income.

Have you tried using the other end?

At least your priorities are in check.

Comicsn4foodfolife

I know them feels.

Bud picks up some money by "working the truck-stop part time", whatever that means. Sometimes he comes back smelling of cigarettes, grease, and tears, but it can't be too bad.

I don't have a truck

No worries. Bud doesn't discriminate.

That is ok, not everyone gets a 'truck'.

Yea but would I want someone who would stoop that low?

Maybe I misunderstood, and " truckstop" is his nickname for his anus? That would make sense.

BudPalmer is good people.

He also blows up comic shops with people inside right after. But you know, only the dumb one