Wish granted, you didn't make that typo, but you made another one, instead.

I wish I knew what I as rambling on about, don't you wish I knew what you were rambling about, am I even rambling, are you even rambling, what's the topic again, I wish I knew.

Wish Granted, you were never born.

I wish that the person passing gas at my office would stop.

Sorry, I didn't know you were in here.

Wish granted.

The person in your office passing gas is your boss. He now stops passing gas, and he cannot pass gas ever again. He dies of some weird colon disease and your are now fired from your job due to the business closing wihtout your bosses commitment.

I wish my story would be turned into a movie that was well received by millions.

please someone, squash my dreams of ever making my story a movie. please someone.... anyone!

Granted.

We now resort to your daddy jokes.
*Continue*

I wish I had a girlfriend

We now resort to your dady jokes.
*continue*

I wish I had a girlfriend

wish granted
your story is turned into a blockbuster summer film. and is adored by millions.... in france.
they consider the movie to be the greatest thing since jerry lewis.
your movie is reviled everywhere else...

Thank you jedah_s! Thank you so much!

I wish I had YOUR girlfriend, too.

Wish Granted

You have a girlfriend now but it turns out just after meeting you she decided to become a man. Now you have a "girlie-man" friend. Enjoy!

I wish that people who are not mentally stable would be detained from being able to carry a gun.:disappoin Too sad what crazy nut jobs do.

Granted.

We give them throwing knives, and teach them how to use them.

I wish I had a leather belt.

Wish Granted

You have a leather belt permanently used to beat you down as you are straddled over the lap of Granny Goodness!!

I wish I had access to old Superman comic archives.

Wish granted!

Across the street from where you live a library is erected and it has in it's collection all the old superman comics! However the comics are only on microfiche, and can't be borrowed, are located on the 33rd floor of the building and only access able by stairs, and the library is only open from 3am to 5am.

I wish I was a supervillian with big red horns named E TORRO!

Wish granted

You are now a supervillain. You are never taken seriously because you don't have a supervillain name, even though your horns are named E TORRO

I wish I knew the answer to what life is all about, the really big questions (spare me the 42...I said all about not the meaning of), like why am I here, what is my destiny (I already know my density) and what am I going to have for lunch (although now that I think about it, I am pretty sure I have some microwaveable pasta in the freezer in the lunch room)