I'm currently opening up my bottle of Tiffany's Gold from the Shawnee Winery in Vienna, Illinois. Went there on my way out of Kentucky when I spent the weekend at my cousin's mansion. I could use some of that right about now. Maybe it'll spark a memory.

Probably not. Who cares. It's good.

Anti-freeze.

Plant fertilizer.

True story: My mom once had a jug of that blue plant fertilizer on the kitchen table, and I nearly drank a full glass of it, thinking it was Kool-Aid. My mom felt so bad, because I was like 6 years old when this happened, and she felt like one of those neglectors.

And here I was thinking Curacao.

And isn't antifreeze green? You lose.

The first one is pretty.

Tell me about it.

Use more image tags. Image tags are awesome.



Green.

Okay, so....

Shop has given an estimate of $1067. Insurance company is none too pleased, but they have obviously peed in this guy's cheerios, and are forced to cough up the cash. I, on the other hand, only have to pay my $250 deductible.

This is supposed to be all done by Thursday.

Thawmus is now a happy and semi-drunk camper. Kinda regretting opening up my Tiffany's Gold.

Aw, hell with it. Who can regret drinking wine that tastes like...

I maybe shouldn't post anymore tonight.; Not until a soij hup. eyes so tired....

Okay everyone, definition challenge!

"soij hup"

Go!

your sdo cute when I'm drunkioyh

Fake drunk typing is unamusing.

You know hsodfh less amusing? People who thin you're fake drunk typing, when really it's a matter of concentration lapes during certain words, because you're drunk.

Actually, it's not neceseeseeseseeeseeseesesesee unammmmmmusing. It just is. It doesn't make me sad or anything.

I'm sure I'll hat eme when I sober up. Actually, sobering has nothing to do with it. I'll just hate me. Like usual.
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Why did I open that wine? I don't drink alone for a reason.....

Only when you're drunkioyk?