Stinkybutz McKraken!

Yeah, its pretty cruddy here, too. We're supposed to observe a prostitution sting for citizens academy class tonight but with the weather the way it is I don't know if we will.

Would not want to touch wet hookers would we?

No, the "hookers" are female officers. We're gonna be after johns. Stay in tonight, Bud.

Puh-leeze! I wouldn't drive all the way over there for hookers when I could just swing by... I mean, I don't use hookers!

I'm so smooth, those lady cops would go ahead and "sell me the groceries".

lady cops who do the undercover hooker gig...very hot. They have to finish out that role-playing with somebody. Ask one of them out.

Where did your eyebrows go?

I draw them in with a sharpie

That kinda cruel.

Though, I imagine that some of Bud's hookers look like a shar-peis wearing make-up. Unless he's one of those high-falootin' johns who wants to spend more than a sawbuck.

Had to come up with a new password for a website because they changed some stuff and it has to have at least:
1 Capital Letter
1 Lower Case Letter
1 Number
1 Symbol

I tried several things that I wanted to use, nothing worked.

Turns out that the only symbols you can use are !@#$
I<3yourmomma and i_L!ke_(.Y.) did not qualify.


I settled on #My@$$01

I spend probably half an hour on the phone with the tech support people arguing that there are more symbols on a keyboard than !@#$ and I wanted to use ~, _ or ^.

My work passwords generally have "Fubar" in them.

Yea, looks like it finally stopped snowing here :-/. Got at least a foot or so over night.

Bud is really jealous that you got at least 12 inches last night.

I'm going VIRAL, people.

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