Unsurprisingly, I've been beyond insanely busy, what with new baby, a slew of classes that I am preparing for every day, and all the regular life craziness that comes with being an adult-ish person.
But a couple stories I have to share form the Creative Writing class I've been covering for a few days while the hot teacher is sick:

A writing prompt for class was "You can choose any ability or super power- what do you choose, and how would you use it?"

One student chose the power of mental suggestions that other people would follow, and while his group is discussing it, he says the typical "you can convince a beautiful woman to fall in love with you", "you can have someone give you their fortune", etc. A kid in his group then immediately chimes in with...
"yeah, sure, but you could force someone to eat their own fingers, or their arm" and continued on with weird auto-cannibalism talk.

The other funny one was from a relay writing project with the first line of "The woman turned the key, and..."
The most popular, ridiculously attractive senior girl finished that with "...and entered her ex-boyfriend's apartment while he was away on a trip."
We have some odd kids.

this guy is not sure he is a Lionel Richie fan?

Wow, you guys have both failed to get this thread to 1000 and failed to reach the next level. Face it, you guys need me.

Are you kidding? While you were gone we cleaned up the pee corner and even had our own thread almost up to 700 without you.

I don't even know what to play for 400 points :-/ not sure what's cool anymore been so out of the loop

Oh, you cheeky little monkey....

There's a reason I quote or highlight links before I click onto them. And don't kid me, you guys never clean up the pee corner. Trust me, I can tell you just laid a towel down for a day and then threw the towel away.

Nuh-uh!!!!

exactly, who would throw away a perfectly good pee towel?

Yeah, we need something to keep Bud warm at night.

I thought that was what your loving embrace was for.

there's no warmth there

I sold it on eBay and got $1.17 for it.

That's cute, I sealed a pee towel in a plastic case and had it's condition rated and got $300.00 for it.

Its only warm at first!

This and I doubt he could get to me if we were in the same bed. He couldn't get from where he grew up to where he lives now!!!