I'm going to laugh so hard if I critically miss the pizza roll.

Aren't turtles like vegeterians?

Omnivores. And these are the NINJA TURTLES. They eat pizza.

Offer 'em some celery and find out.

It took me years to repress those memories, Jack. Why'd you do that?

Not even a Chicago Deep Dish can fix this.

I remember that weird thing where they dressed up as the turtles then played the guitar and drums and stuff...I always wondered how hard that was to do

Alright, I'm going to "ATTRIBUTE: Practice Karate in Inappropriate Place and challenge the Red Masked Monstrosity to a dance battle! I'll confuse him by following up the karate with some capoeira!" (Body)

(belated) Nope.

CharlesX and space jawa give the cliff's notes version of their mission.

"What do you think of that, Leonardo?"

"Sounds dangerous, Michelangelo. We should probably help them."

"These powers they're seeking almost sound like they're coming from Dimension X...I don't know if we should trust them."

"Donatello, it's our duty to help others."

"Ha! Help others. We kick Foot butt! ...that didn't sound right."

"Raphael, you're not helping."

"Whatever. I just want to beat up some shred head goons. And these goons look goony to me!"

CharlesX puts on his Toad hat, and the turtles stare and snicker. He feels...stronger...

Boy Blunder inquires about the growling noise.

"That was our engine, dude," says Donatello. "You were in my beautiful Turtlewagon! Which you dented." He sighs.

JKLantern then offers any number of delectable cheese-laden tidbits. By the time he's finished, the turtles are drooling.

"Maybe these guys aren't so bad after all," Raphael says. "No member of the Foot clan would..."

"I DUBBA BUBBA CHALLENGE YOU!" shrieks Pax as he jumps in the midst of the Turtles and starts gyrating. He throws a few punches and kicks, then does a flip.

"They ARE working for Shredder!" shrieks Raphael as he pulls out his sais.



"Dance on THIS, pal!"

"Wait, Raph!" says Leonardo as the enraged turtle lunges...

Everybody but Wade gets an XP. (just using your attribute isn't an action)

Pax...pax, pax, pax, pax, pax...

You idiot...we just about finalized even getting Raph to agree to help us, what do you do but make a mess of things. Why am I not surprised?

If I may recommend a course of action (to everyone but Pax, since he's just going to do whatever anyway), I'll apologize to the turtles for the incident, Wade can try to explain that he's kind of like our Raph in that he's prone to fighting first and all that crazy stuff, Boy Blunder should try to ensure that Pax doesn't accidentally kill anyone, CharlesX should ensure that Pax doesn't accidentally kill Raph if he tries to kill Raph defending himself using his mushroom hat and attribute, and JKLantern can help the diplomatic situation by looking at possible easy ways to help Don fix the dents in the turtle wagon.

Though please tell me someone has a better idea as to what to do to fix the situation.

(keep in mind this is just a suggested battle plan, so please don't take it as an indication of what I'm actually going to do just yet, JackA...)

Gotcha.

Sorry dude, but I am staying out of this one. The turtles should be more than adequate to handle holding back Raphael. I have no intention of get into a mano-a-mano with Pax, either.

Instead, I use my Smarm/Schmooze to get Pax to chill out by offering to buy him a mojito or two if he'll just stay put and save the kung fu moves until we have opponents that need a can of whupass opened up on 'em.

And here comes the roll...

2d6 = 6

I will pull out my handy dandy notebook!(by notebook I mean mini pipe)

well, I'm gonna get me a new attribute first and foremost.

No whammies, no whammies!

Then I'll use my original attribute and nerve pinch Pax into submission. (Body + Attribute)

You guys are blaming me because some hot head hasn't seen Step it UP 3D: The Streets?