I have nothing of substance to add to this thread. Thus, I am winning.

No you are not, I have even less to add and am currently the last poster.

I have something to add:
Eddie Albert
Eddie Albert
Eddie Albert
Eddie Albert

Do you have Eddie Albert in a can?

Is that because he wasn't told where it was?

Today's office-is-a-window-not-a-mirror--but-hey-tv-for-me action.

It's very sad. It's not a homeless person defecating or someone doing drugs, it's a college boy on the phone screaming and crying because the other person (I think it's a female) is breaking up with him. Very dramatic. At times pathetic. At times heart wrenching.

Nope. He just has zero sense of direction.

There was no one actually on the other end of the phone. It's all part of a plan to lure in a good Samaritan. Next thing you know you're in a pit.

I lost a kidney doing that.

this is supposed to be at my house in PA right now...

https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfi...25194260000126

Do you also have a house in the armpit of the south? The nicest thing in Hattiesburg is probably whatever you had delivered.

Seems they sent it to your other house in MS.

jwb is taking his excuses to the next level.

"I can't go to the game tonight, I have to go to MS to get my mail."

Perhaps they followed your directions to your house?

Today must be crazy day near my place of work.

In additional to emotional meltdown dude from earlier, there's been...

1) A guy (looks in his late 20's early 30's) who rides up to the building on a bmx bicycle, throws it against the railing, and takes off running. I guess he was running around the building checking doors. He eventually makes it back to my office, and put his hands and face to the window to peer in. I cheerily wave, and he goes to the door and knocks. I ask him what he needs, and he slurs something. Great...he's drunk. Turns out he's some drunk guy looking for his ex that he thinks works here. I have no idea who he is asking for, and he looks like he's about to cry. Adios drunk-ex.

2) I'm on my way to 7-11 when this guy carrying his can of beer (because in Vegas no one seems to care if you have it in a paper bag or not) starts waving to me. I stop, and he comes over to tell me that he's been doing "this" all day. "This" is waving his hand in a circle by his ear - similar to this, but instead of just using one finger, he's letting all 5 get in on the action. He's very proud of himself. I tell him to have a nice weekend.

Since this is a numbered list, there is a chance that Haven might notice this and respond. Because of this, I kept the numbers small and easily manageable.