Wade done killed it dead.

some mother ####er just ran into my parked car

Was it just a random jogger or someone fleeing something?

Don't be silly! They didn't stick around to explain themself!

Read as written, the sentienal would still get to make 2 attacks per turn, but even with it not being any type of action, that doesn't make it a non-free action.

For the Ultron question, I think it's supposed to be sel-referential.
Why the :-/ face? Do average to slightly better pulls not make you happy?

They're always tryin to ice skate up hill.

It appears to have been some kind of gold Nissan

Have you ever tried driving while you're ####ing somebody's mother? I'm surprised he only hit one car.

Haha. That explains why he hit 3...

He must be rich to drive a car made of gold.

That he ran into you would make sense though, all that weight must make it handle poorly.

Was he following driving directions you gave him?

Having no sense of direction doen't mean he's Mr. Magoo!

I have learned of these a little too late for Bud's birthday.

Wow, time flies. It was just over 5 years ago that the Blackest Night Starter Set came out. That probably was my favorite mini-set ever in the game, and seeing how awesome the sculpts were was a sign of great things to come, at least we all thought at the time.
Thanks Resource Dials.

You've obviously not seen Bud's cameo in Magic Mike.