Here's what mine looks like

Thank's Thawmus. i should be able to figure it out now. I hope.

You should try it. Depending on the delivery, that could be quite a successful ice breaker.

I don't like Belgian beer. It's fruity (means that it taste of icky fruit, which is something I don't care for in a beer).

It does come in cool-looking bottles though. I'll give you that much.

Yeah, had to run right after that. I was like, "NO, I'm doing it wrong!"


There you go.

I drink what I like. I grew up drinking juice or water, not alcohol, for about 90% of my life. So the taste of most alcohol doesn't do it for me. Damn near threw up off of two sips of Rum and coke the first time I tried it. Still, I have a couple drinks that work even when I need to portray a "most interesting man in the world" persona. Kamikaze (drink or shot).

And there's so much more to learn.

I know. You said so earlier.



I had to train myself to drink some stuff. I learned to drink Scotch, but I still really hate it. I can drink it if I need to, but I'd rather drown myself in wine.

Also: Drained my bottle last night. Which was stupid. Oh well. The rest of the week should go better.

What are you disappointed about, that's 4 women.

4 very cushy and cuddly women. Only problem is, I'm doing all the hugging.

Yeah. That's the only problem.

I thought about doing something similar, but decided I'd be better off finding drinks I actually like. If the place I'm in has none, I'll just get a Sprite or something.
The whole bottle? At least you're awake.

Yeah. Which almost didn't happen. I nearly missed my ride. :speechles

Upside: I'm super hyper from scrambling this morning.

Yeah. I haven't changed my mind since yesterday.

And it just goes to show you that I really should drink my coffee before posting online.

It has been. I shouldn't make it sound like I haven't tried it, or that it hasn't worked. Lambic always works, and gets a girl to talk to you. The problem is that Thawmus is too stupid to know what to talk about, and what to do after that. Thawmus just asks her questions, listens intently, and asks her more questions about what she's been talking about. Because he has no idea what to say about himself.

Don't get me wrong, the girl asks. Her curiosity is piqued. It's about the only time in the history of Thawmus that such an event actually occurs. But does Thawmus capitalize? No. He blunders into it like an idiot, sees that he's being boring, and has to switch back to her.

Common theory between me and my many shrinks is that I never learned these things when I was in high school, like everyone else. Which means I'm walking into these things with two hands tied behind my back. Two of them suggested that I just tell a girl, straight up - "Look, I'm new at this.", but I don't want a girl's pity. That's not dating.