I would've thought it'd be:

Thawmus/Kalel21
Jantern/JackA

Oh great, now I'M doing it! What monster hath I unleashed?

Honestly, the 4 of us can swing.

OMG!

I'm so honored!!!

YAY!

I think we'd be okay with you pairing up with Doom, if we weren't so sure there'd be spousal abuse, and that Doom would never report it.

Leanne is always eating the ####ing schnitzle

Obviously she needs to be told not to use her teeth. It's easy, just say, "Hey? No teeth? Thanks."

Done.

Well, if you're going to form a band, you should do barbershop.

Who the heck is Leanne? GF of yours?

My computer just shot confetti at me...

I have to spread my reputation around a bagel before I can rep you again.

And I hate bagels.

So you're ####ed.

Doomsie. Leead.

I'm actually thinking there's supposed to be 8 or 9 more "e"s in there. It's probably Leeeeeeeeeeead.

I wouldn't say that I hate bagels, I just don't understand them.
A proper bread roll seems so much better. Having a hole in the middle of your food is so impractical.

Same goes for donuts, but those are delicious, so they get a pass.
A donut without the hole would still be better, though. No hole = more donut.

They make doughnuts here in the US that don't have a hole in the center. They also fill them with Bavarian cream.


Have I mentioned that America is terribly fat?

Emp, you don't know the power of the Dark Side. Original glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, fresh off the line, are succulent. And the greatest sin known to mankind. So sweet, yet so forbidden!