Hey, stop being Wade and be Normal instead.

Her nose is the dealbreaker for me. An ugly nose can mess everything up.

coo coo ca choo!

Oh hi guys.

Because things said on Facebook should always be taken out of context.

Hooray!

Jeez, over 50 reviews for X-Men on Rotten Tomatoes so far, and only a single negative review.

And then I see ABF's lackluster feelings on Twitter.

I have no idea what to expect with this flick!

I'm expecting a decent action movie that will make comic book fans cringe and cry in despair for all the "inaccuracies".

ABF is a hardcore X-Men fanboy, though, isn't he?

I'll get you back.

Don't worry, I'm in Truff's pantry, I've heard things that she definitely wouldn't want ANYONE to know.

What? You say you're a jar of pickles?

You know, just because I'm chatting with you over in FB doesn't give you a right to my pantries. And when reading this, make sure you don't drop the "r" in pantries. I know where all your minds go.

This is like watching a woolly mammoth stepping into a tar pit, each move sinking it deeper into their demise.

Truffle being the mammoth, and Carlos being the tar pit, exploiting her every sentence in his... Carloszian mind.

Filled with Carloszian spelling. With no r's.

I feel like a depraved pile of ####, that I went there before even getting to the sentence where you said not to.

He's a frakkin' Cylon!

...seriously, with me only just discovering Battlestar Galactica on netflix, I've become the embodiment of this.

That's exactly how I was, only replace 2013 with 2011.

Now back to Arkham Asylum