I know that feeling. There were 11 games running a couple days ago due to a lot of early deaths, and I was only alive in Infinite Crisis as it had just opened, and Laff-A-Lympics where I was a vanilla mason. It felt like I wasn't playing mafia at all, compared to where I'm normally alive in 4 of 5 at a time.

Is it wrong to love a job you know is beneath you?

No, that's what true love is. :D
Talking about love...
I would LOOOOVE if you sent me that role of mine early

Ok Furby, here you go:

Hamburglar - Furbyfrank - Neutral

Treatment notes:

The patient exhibits a bizarre obsession with hamburgers. He seems to focus upon them all day and night. It has even impacted his ability to speak, his insanity coming out in the simple expression, "Robble Robble." I don't really see the poor fellow as dangerous, but he does need to be under constant care. Perhaps with enough rehabilitation he can be released back into society, or perhaps his deeply seeded love of hamburgers is just the hint of something far more sinister...

Dr. Z. D. Lovecraft

Robble Robble - Each night you may target a player, you check them for hamburgers. If they have a hamburger, you take it. If not, you kill them. Your kills cannot be doctored, as you eat your targets.

If you find Mayor McCheese or Officer Big Mac you will eat them. Your powers will expand. Be on the lookout!

Bizarre Bandit - If you are targeted with an action at night, you do something weird. You and the targeter will appear in the writeup. Their action has a 50 % chance of being misdirected.

Safe Claim: You may claim as the Condiment King.

Win condition - You win if you get 5 hamburgers, or if everyone else is dead.

Bored? Sign up for my new mafia game. It might not be coherent, but it will sure be fun.

furby,is hsppy now

You'll always be Gargamel to me.

Is that my,secret roke in dinosaur island

ZYX, the funny thing about that role is... It would actually work. That would be a brilliant role, because having a hamburger would be the equivalent of an extra life, but only when he was making the kill. And I would certainly want to know why I had a hamburger as a piece of equipment....

Hmm, see now you got me thinking of a wacky game idea...

Well? Conclusions?

They have big boobies.

I'm guessing that's not the feminist aspect. I'm assuming it's the "girl power" type thing you see in books like Birds of Prey.

Birds of prey, Gotham city sirens, power girl....the more attractive the female comic character is drawn the bigger their breasts seem to be drawn...

FWIW, it's MSU's birthday today.

Good enough reason to throw him a necktie party, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, we get it Wade. You like 'em with great big hooves, right?

(Neeeeigh!!)