Quit wasting time on here and get it going!

I am! I push a button and wait 10 minutes - for the next 5 hours at least

Push it harder, man!


And now to see how many LPC'ers take the bait on that comment!

But its Wednesday!

Finally screwed up enough courage to ask for a phone number from the woman in my citizens academy class last night. She seemed momentarily surprised that I asked but gave it easily enough. One small victory....

Now call her 5 times a day and hang up when she answers!

She wasn't one of the undercover hookers, was she?

don't forget to breath heavily into the phone first!

Now you have to wait three days before calling her.

1) Call her and ask for her phone number.

2) Call her and ask if she has a hot sister.

Invite her over to meet your parents.

On your first date take her to a swingers club.




Never before has so much bad advice been given in so short a time, good luck Smudge!

Ask her how fat her mom is so you can know what to expect!

This all rminds me of a very short date I had way back in HS (probably Fall of 1990).

I picked up a very cute petite little blond for a first date, met her dad and we hopped in the car to head to dinner. As we pull out of her driveway I turn on the radio. I had Motley Crue in the CD player and Shout at the Devil was the song that was playing when I pulled into her driveway. She heard the song, turned very pale and asked to be taken home, she would not go out with a Satanist. I circled the block, pulled in, helped her from the car and escorted her to her door where she broke down crying. I walked back to the car, got in, drove off and never spoke another word to her again.