Bring me a Dr. Manhattan so i can play a team of nothing but him!

I would just bring my ridiculous 40+ vampires that I have now, but with only 5 actions per turn, I have a feeling that wouldn't work very well. But now I can run a vampire scenario like the zombie apocalypse scenario I did a while ago. It will just be more I am Legend instead of The Walking Dead.

Yeah, Starro is BS. I want one for my shelf though.


Starro -vs- JL Team Base, who wins?

I have the FF one as per request.

You wish you were Legend.



We just need to do some sort of generic monster scenario.

1) At the beginning of the game, you declare yourself into a faction...vampire, werewolf, or zombie.
2) ???
3) Awesomeness

Chuck Norris


One of my FB friends is currently on a kick of doing celebrity dump matches.

Basically, he posts two celebrities or famous characters, then people vote on who probably takes the bigger dump.

Example, Gene Simmons or Meat Loaf...who takes the bigger dump?

I'm not quite ready to move on from Sharknado.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the budget for marine life experts and science advisors was pretty low for this movie. Like less than Tara Reid's tab at the bar each night.

Not to scare you guys, but me and Wil were out checking the skies, and

Meat Loaf.

If Gene Simmons did, he would slap a KISS sticker on it and sell it.

Meatloaf. Always Meatloaf. You don't get man-tits like his eatin' salads.

Sharknado: The Gangnam Style of cinema.

Best part of the film was the chick falling out of the helicopter while stabbing a shark, only to get gobbled mid-air by a Great White.

Meatloaf. Meatloaf just makes for great dumps.

DUDE!!! Spoiler warning!

your spoiler warning should be in teal. Just throw in the expectations of:

shark in living room, shark in sky, shark in culvert on a mountain where water flows uphill somehow, shark on a street, shark in bus/bike/Prada/Hollywood Hills/Starbuck's/newscaster/flies out manhole cover airport/whatever/writes "Bud Palmer is good people" in bloody entrails, you name it.

And sharpen your chain saw. trust me.

Ima take a page from Haven's book and just start hating everyone!

Including Gene Simmons and Meatloaf?

I've pretty much always hated Meatloaf. I call him Celine Dion with breasts.

But who takes the bigger dump, Celine Dion or Meatloaf?

Celine Dion doesn't eat, so Meatloaf.


I for one, think Meatloaf kicks ass.


Jim Steinman is a helluva songwriter.

It's so much easier.