Someone ask maelstrom's mom to give him the love he didn't get when he was younger!

I am never getting that. Like, ever. That's why I'm actually auditioning for a new mom. Would you like a flyer?

Just buy her a strap-on.

Speaking of strap ons, Dennis from Dicehead is coming down to Game On tomorrow for seX-Wing, in addition to Scratch and myself.
I remember you saying you wouldn't be there, but I thought I'd throw it out anyway.

She doesn't deserve that, trust me. She doesn't deserve much of anything, really.

And that's all I'm gonna say, because it's kind of a sensitive issue, and I am getting angry just thinking about her, and I don't really think any of you would care to read a rant of that nature.

I wish I had French toast.

Man, I may have missed my calling in life!

maelstrom has shown weakness............GET HIM!

It's a trap!

Nothing wrong with a rant. This is the internet, which is 30% Rant 60% porn, and 10% other things and ultra-porn.

It's a mod trap

All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now.

I'm sorry, you were saying something about bacon?

It is super yummy!

this page mentions porn AND bacon. I am not sure what more a person would really have to include to make it perfect and manly?

Maybe 60's British motorcycles?

Definitely not British chicks