RAWRRRRAAAWWRRRR!!!

Did he, or were we just out rocking and rolling all night, and partying every day?

I don't know about you, but I wang chung on my nights.

Thanks for that image.

I can text you an actual one.

Am I the only one beginning to worry about Bud?

Saved all y'all the trouble.

So, about those Secret Santa PM's?

Sorry guys I lazed out yesterday. I've started collecting the info and have found a couple of people how haven't provided me an address. I'm now waiting on them.

Siri, tell Bud I am working on it now....

Not just you. But you do seem to enjoy making it as difficult as possible for me each and every year. And for that I thank you!

I am like Christmas Zoom. I may appear to be a nuisance but I'm only trying to help you reach your maximum yuletide potential.

And then there was just the most difficult one.

And I will not be able to play on Saturday.

Say What?

Why do I have all these Secret Satan packages showing up on my doorstep already? One sounds like it has weird, but strangely hypnotic music coming out of it.

The other one smells like poop I think.

It's not, I swear!





Just kidding, it totally is.