Stop reading every billboard we pass!

Reading is fun and mental

I had a girlfriend like that once. Unfortunately the scales tipped heavily toward the mental side.

Until she moves back to Texas from Alabama, my girlfriend will be just fun and mental. When she finally moves back, we'll add physical to the mix.

"Come back to Texas!"

We haven't killed you through Capital Punishment yet!!

Like blowing bubbles from your heart.

Bubble gum, bubble gum
In a dish.
How many pieces
Do you wish?

"five,"
"three sir,"
"three,"

Run away! Run away!
It seems like a helpful solution
Run away! Run away!
To avoid this French revolution!

We're stuck in a nasty position.
Why don't you take a short intermission?
Have a drink and a pee.
We'll be back for act three!
(Two, sir) Two!

And I raaan,
I ran so far awayyyy...
couldn't get away.

Run for your LIIIIIIIFE!!!

Be a winner at the game of Life...

I always end up with the crappy job and really expensive house in that game.

Sewage worker in a Palace?