They were the red footed variety. You need to learn to discern your birds better if you are going to be a picky greeter.

I love anagrams. Looking at my screen name, I came up with...

"Ganthet Her Over." Which is what I plan to do to my wife here in a few. It is her birthday after all. When I'm done, we'll both need a "Hangover tether."

I submit for your approval:

Overhang Tether
Hangover Tether
Rehang The Voter
Grave Tenth Hero
Hang Teeth Rover
Hang Ever Hotter
Throat Verge Hen
Oath Verger Then
That Green Hover
Rage Her Vent Tho
Rage Her Vent Hot
Rage The Vet Horn
Gear Then Rev Hot
Gear Her Vent Hot
Gear The Vet Horn
Grave He Then Rot
Gave Her Rent Tho
Haven Get Her Rot
Hear Veg Then Rot
Hare Tent Rev Hog

Back to the Aviary. Curse you, dog.

I know there is only one fowl who need be remembered!

Woo! No pushing damage.

This may fit the mood better. Rage Her Vent Hot!!!

SLVR padding his assist total!

Red and Blue foots don't flap in the night.

Chad approves!!

I am going to compile all the t-shirt orders tomorrow night, with the intention of taking them to my screen printer friend on Tuesday for pricing. If you are interested and haven't sent me a PM indicating that fact, you have 24 hours to do so.

How about:

Nevorgh Theater

I know The Dog will approve.

I hadn't watched that show since like 1991. When I watched it recently, I realized Goslin's voice was the same voice actress who did Dexter from Dexter's Lab. From a voice acting standpoint, she did good work with Goslin.

I give this 4 out of 5 doggie treats.

4 out of 5??!!

My Invention Exchange deserves a WAY higher rating than that, sirs!

Get back to the movie, you collective heads of knuckle.

And I'm not telling.