Have to share this:

Don't be ridiculous!!!!

What's wrong with pole dancing? Done by the right person, it can be positively marvelous.

I guess I'm not the right person then!

It's ridiculous because Bud doesn't need a pole!

Yeah, that's way more my speed!

I'm happy to hear that! Now go sacrifice some humans for me!

I LOVE the original Wicker Man, great horror flick.

I only wish a copy of the full-feature length movie survived somewhere.

I remember seeing a DVD copy at a Virgin Megastore in Phoenix years ago. Should have bought it.

Now go sacrifice some humans for me!

So this may become my new response to most posts on the Realms.

I apologize in advance.

So as I'm typing up a response to my friend on facebook to tell him that I'll participate in his M:TG venture, but only to play something fun like vampires, and not to be competitive, I see on the Magic website that they just posted a whole article about building vampire decks and an awesome new vampire creature. It's a sign from the heavens! ...or maybe somewhere else...

so that's what your hiding with the waffle.

I officially welcome you to tuesday.

Those of you that were with me at Gencon will appreciate this, it's all I said for 4 days.

There's a reason I live in the North!