Person: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
Bud Palmer: "Gee willikers, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

The leak was on the top. At first I thought it was that the pipes weren't tightly connected to the water heater. So I put on new teflon tape and made sure they were good and tight. I dried the top off and turned the water back on. Then I saw that the water was coming from inside the water heater, bubbling through where the pipes connect to the water heater. I don't think there's a repair for that.

On the positive side, the installer was scheduled to show up between 11am and 2pm, but was there at 10:50am.

It must be Opposite Day.

Who knew "FTW" stood for "KillsTheThread?"

I always assumed it was an abbreviation for what he does with the walrus.

It is with dignity and respect that I bring tidings of winning this thread.

That has no place in this thread!

Dignity? Bah!

Respect? Humpf!

An LPCer craves not these things!

speak for yourself pal.

We all know this already!

But...I am the walrus.

so what? I'm telling everybody!

####ing dog ate a $4.00 cupcake off the kitchen countertop tonight. It's the second time he has done this, and knowing that he could reach quite a way up there, it was slid back at least a foot back from the edge, and was on top of a box!

I may have to kill him, much as I have killed the mice as I donned the garb of the Mouse Slayer.

You're an idiot. I think we should team up with the dog and kill you. TO ME MY MICEN WARRIORS!

Redwall leader, checking in.

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