Congrats and condolences...

Waking up at 4:15 right now was the best uninterrupted sleep I got in a long time at night. Woo!

Today is the worst Monday in a long time and it is Tuesday.

Put everything on hold until Wednesday.

My 2 yr old tries to cheat at My little Pony Chutes and Ladders. What kind of little punk does that?!

Nope- that kid could play My Little Pony Chutes and Ladders for an hour straight every other day or so. And of course when he doesn't want to play, he goes from loves it to wants it destroyed and burned. You'll find out all those fine points of kid fickleness soon enough

Wants to hear the same book 10 days in a row, then won't want it for a month, so you slide it back onto a shelf somewhere. Next day it is end of days apocalypse because the book isn't on the floor next to the toy dinosaur.
Congrats on the rugrat, Ben! They have made my life amazingly fun, even if the sleep is now a Super rare, when it used to be a common or uncommon.

Norym-page

It's the pagiest!

Post 700, I am 70% winner!

That's larger than wintremute's "Romanian" side!

So like french fries or is it more like Spaetzle?

I had something profound to say to the group but then reconsidered as I did not want the thread to get off topic of its un-topic.

I'd have guessed a higher percentage.

My "Argentinian" side is quite offended by this.