No.

I wish I could get rid of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Socko, wish granted

Your case comes in from Neotoys. Unfortunately it is a legal case, to whit, a cease and desist suit against your sexual harassment of their toyline

Clixerchase, wish granted

A sudden flash of inspiration its you. Place them in the trash receptacle in the kitchen. Then, they will be bagged and taken away to a better place (better as far as this wish granter is concerned vis a vis Yu-Gi-Oh)

I wish I ruled Bartertown! (no, I don't want to wear Tina Turner's chainmail bikini or ride in a harness on an uber-powerful 'tard)

Granted.

Fred eats them in front of you. Then they come out the other end in front of you.

I wish hannukah was longer.

Wish granted

From this point on, spell it Chawnnhookhah

I wish I had a dreidl!

Wish granted by Orko. He of course gets the spell wrong and turns you into the driedl. You get spinned so much in one game that you puke. Your family doesnt realize it is you and throw you away. You spend the rest of eternity in a landfill next to a used cabbage patch doll.

I wish I had loyal, cheap, smart and effective hot french maids to help with the chores.

Granted.

You're a nun.

I wish I was a penguin.

Wish granted

Fred keeps you as a pet and feeds you rotten fish.

Wish I was god.

Granted.

You're Zeus. You're married to your sister, who won't stop yelling at you for cheating on her.

I wish I had candy that wasn't sugar-free, or taste really bad, or attracted Fred the Obese Nudist, or anything of that nature. Oh, and no almonds.

Wish Granted

All the other gods decide there is no room for another god so they assign you as the new God for Rats. You get mad and command all your rats to get rabies and attack all humans. Without enough cures, the human race ends.

I wish I had a plasma TV.

buh?

wish grant

when you turn it on it explodes setting fire to your house, you manage to escape but your house burns down and you lose everything including wife and kids if you have them

I wish i was God. (with a big g.)

Due to a shortage of time, and the confusion caused by trying to administer too many wishes, Supergoblin is now a General Electric TV (it is a TV with a big G on it) and herospirit was burned to a crisp by a plasma god

So let's see what's on Supergoblin tonight...

I wish I could be buried alive and slowly suffocate (Ha! Make that worse!) Also, no rats are buried with me.

Wish Granted,

You are buried alive with a mad gorilla in heat and a video camera. You wake up in a hospital. You find out your mother-in-law rescued you. She then turns on the TV plays the video tape from the camera that was buried with you. She already put it on a internet site that broke the record for hits. You come to find out your mother-in-law planned the whole thing and is laughing in the corner.

(That will teach you to challenge me )

I wish In-laws were not mean.

Granted.

You kill them and go to jail.

I wish I had candy that wasn't sugar-free, or taste really bad, or attracted Fred the Obese Nudist, or anything of that nature. Oh, and no almonds.

wish granted. The candy isn't sugar free, but it is 100 years old and during this time it has turned to dust.

I wish I could get a nice car for christmas.