Why does God need a starship?

Dear lord,

Bud... just be careful.

Don't worry, I only use the vibrating eggs up there! They have a wire on them that makes them easy to get out. You're always thinking of others! Best judge ever!

Reminds me of this http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Woo, I got my (semi) official date for going home! It's about friggin' time. It be crazy over here.

Uuuuuuuh.....congrats?

Ummmm... so when is it?

Do you get to keep the bike?

Thanks, it can be difficult to get it that far.

Well, I can't exactly say; we're not supposed to give exact dates and stuff. You know. Terrorists.

Sadly, no. It wasn't even my bike to begin with, it's my boss'. It led to some amusing conversations, where he was worried about my safety, and I was worried about not breaking the bike.

About a year ago I literally tried to kill myself while watching the office(us).

Let's go to the Soviet interrogation park!

http://offtrackplanet.com/magazine/a...ound-the-world

Yeah, that Dwight guy annoys me too.

Anyone watching The Strain on FX?

My wife and I are enjoying it.

Hard to get control of the tv here. Usually the same guy watching pawn stars or American pickers. Wilfred had its series finale last night.

When I see Norym talking about "the strain", all I can think about is being abandoned in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.