That would have been epic. He really did blow it.

The Dinosaur Train Zeppelin Adventure! It doesn't get much better than this.

I unfortunately know what the Dinosaur Train is and hate the show.

I will miss Phineas and Ferb though.

Star vs. the Forces of Evil is pretty entertaining.

And at the final bell, they ended up totaling my car...

I want off this stupid roller coaster!

Sucks to hear, sorry.

My suggestion for jwb's next car.

I encourage others to make suggestions as well. He can't go into the car-buying situation uninformed!

So I read your car wasn't totalled on FB. And I happened to notice your wife didn't "like" my awesome new FB cover photo and profile photo.

And I am sick of you missing my games. So I made a few calls in the industry, gave them the VIN of your car I kept in my private notes, and had the car totalled.

I expect you to be playing an awesome 300 point team tonight.

Yes, we also hated The Dinosaur Train, and that Zeppelin didn't have 1/10th the gas capacity to provide the necessary lift. Stupid dinosaurs, no wonder they died out.

I think he would probably prefer THIS

http://i.imgur.com/gVkUspf.jpg

Pretty sure that is jwb's perfect ride.

Speaking of things Vlad might like, I just found out the other day that Cthulhu is an official choice for a patron deity in 5th edition dnd. Why did no one tell me this sooner?