So for further clarification, our new attributes do not result in the addition roll of a D6, but they can be combined with our original attributes, which do. We can combine the attributes of two players, and receive bonuses, but will not get XP for success.

Is this correct?

I will yell shotgun and jump into the passengers seat!

Sure. ........................

Space Jawa asks the Turtle's what's happening.

"Dude! April's been kidnapped and, like, she's totally been taken into the sewers! We were about to follow her when you guys showed up." Leo says.

"Yeah! But Donny's not going anywhere with the Turtlewagon boned," says Mikey.

Donatello makes a mournful sound. Raphael just grunts under his gag.

JKLantern studies the Turtlewagon...it looks like it needs a pounding, a welding and a painting to be good as new.


Past struggles mightily, but the bonds are too tight...for now.

Wade tries to jump in the passenger seat of the Turtlewagon, but the door's locked.

Space Jawa and JK get an XP!

When all you have is a Bo Staff...

All right, I'm going to give TBB the Bo Staff, brain check to direct him on what to pound on the Turtle Wagon (loudly enough so that Donatello can hear what I'm doing, and check on my work. In fact, also ask him if that is okay).

A few people armed with long sticks jump out of your nice rack.

"Good afternoon," says one. "I'm Mr. Jackson's publicist. My associates are Mr. Jackson's personal masseuse and Mr. Jackson's travel planner. What would you like crushed?"

Did you just change the nature of my attribute just so you could make a horrible pun?

I'm going to imitate the voice of The Man Your Man Could Smell Like in order to give the Turtles a Rousing Speech (TM) on why we shouldn't need to worry about fixing the Turtlewagon before we go rescue April. I'll mostly direct it specifically at Don, since he's the one that seems to be in a funk over it, but I won't exclude the others from being subject to any encouragement it may provide.

It'll go a little something like this:

"Hello, Turtles. Look at your van, now back to me. Now back at your van, now back to me. Your van is dented, I am not. But doesn't matter. Why? Because your friend April is in trouble! Look at yourselves. What are you? You're Ninja Turtles! What do you do? You kick butt and eat pizza. And we currently have a lack of pizza. So let us go kick butt, rescue April, and find out why me and my friends are here. The dents in the van don't matter; only going after April so that she's safe. Anything is possible when you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." (At this point, I'll activate my Leaf Attribute so that I have my Tanooki tail if I don't still have it from a previous use) "I have a tail."

(Shmooze; Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices; Attribute: Leaf)

The tail part sells it.

Oh, no. This was all in the works.

Wait until you use the nunchuck. Or the katana. Or the sai.

I'm well prepared.

Let's see...

Nunchuck Norris, the Katana from OMF 2097 (which would be hilariously awesome, and broken), and a deep sigh.

I will find some paint, for the van!

With nothing to throw my ball at, I'm going to take a pass on possible XP and simply scan the surroundings.

I'm going to "Struggle against my bonds some more in the hopes of breaking free while trying to bounce my way over to Raphael to free him as well, maybe use his sais to cut us out" (Body)

I will trip up Pax and make sure he stays put and out of trouble, hopefully putting my toad hat to good use. (Body)

Rollin' rollin' rollin'.....


2d6 = 9.