I shall perform an action as follows:

(Shmooze; Attribute)

I'll find my way to the palace, and then enter King Gingers throne room, and try and goad him into calling me names. (Smarm)

The one you are chained to? Sounds great.

I will attempt to reach over to the next treadmill and break the flawed chains of the cookie prisoner next to me. (body)

Don't think I can reach the one Smudge is on.

Wade, despite the whipping, and his face being scraped against the treadmill, manages to regain his feet. He lets loose a mighty yell, picks up the treadmill, and hurls it at the cookie guards. Being that he is still tied shackled to it, the treadmill does not travel far before being halted and dragging Wade off his feet again. However, Wade's throw being so mighty, the treadmill breaks in half, the top separating from the bottom. It lands upside-down, and now acting like a tank tread, plows into the cookie guards. Wade, still shackled to the device, is dragged behind as it goes, but at least the guards are down for the moment.

Smudge reaches over and grabs the chains of his neighboring cookie and gives them a solid yank. The weak link shatters, and Smudge finds himself with a handful of chains, while the cookie finds himself free., and is shocked to the point of dropping the dummy he was carrying. He looks at Smudge in horror.

"What have you done? Punishment for my crimes was forced carrying! Now what will I do?"

Jawa moonwalks his way into the thrown room and delivers a rather smoozy speech, inquiring as to what the palace could possibly need to be completed. The king is so shocked and impressed by the dance and the eloquence of the speech, that he responds without thinking.

"Why, a power source of course."

It is as that moment that Sky runs into the room and begins taunting the king.

"Hey! Crumb bum! You're just about one of the creepiest damn things I've ever seen!"

The king gasps in outrage, then responds in kind.

"You chipbiting milkdipper! Guards! Seize these two!"

Naturally, since his guards have only just escorted Wade and Smudge from the room, and are currently entirely occupied, none arrive to capture Jawa and Sky.

"Guards? Fine, looks like I'll have to handle this myself."

King Ginger rises from his throne and brandishes his scepter before charging at Sky and swinging at his head.

XP for everyone!

Oh, Sky. Just what was suppose to be the point of that, anyway?

If Sky wanted to share the source material, I'd be ok with that...

I will attempt to smash the treadmill I am on with the chains I am now holding. (body)

I will attempt to control the treadmill's movement(body)

I will now remind the king that name-calling is against cookie law, and the king has just broken his own kingdoms laws.

I'll also dodge out of the way just in case. (Body)

Now why would I do that??

After a TVT search for "Cookie King" and "Cookie Kingdom", I discovered where we are. Apparently, we're in some webcomic called "Blank It".

And now the whole attempt to cut his own hand off makes sense.

I will go to the "Main Power Supply" panel behind the throne and try to take it off so I can look to see what's behind the panel. (Body)

I love the comic, and just happen to have known one of the authors for a number of years.

Game is on hold until I am no longer sick. Sorry.