Who didn't?

ho oh, so, CC... you saying you may be the daddy?

and I never touched her

Actually no, but if there's a fast buck in it, I'll say I am.

Neither did her octagenarian husband.

I fast buck?
Are you trying to get around the swear filters?

Ha ha ha....no. I'm just saying, anyone with a halfway believable claim to fathering that kid stands to make a tidy sum in settlements.

Darth Vader is the father. You can hear him claiming to the girl "I am your father".

Stern also killed Sue Dibney.

anyways, I forget, is it CustomCreator's turn or Frank Stallone's ?

I think it's mine, but I'll wait for confirmation from the guy who asked the question. The answer probably got lost in all the Anna Nicole Smith jokes.

Speaking of which, what's the difference between Anna Nicole Smith and the Kremlin?

Most men in America have never been inside the Kremlin.

Nyet, Comrade.

Still waiting, huh?

Yep. .................

And you know this how?

Well, it's pure conjecture. Frankly, if he did, it's inspirational.

Well, from what I read, he may actually have had some of his genetic material (as Reed Richards would call it) frozen with one of her eggs and he would/could be the father of the child. Which is freaky (considering he's been dead so long), but possible nonetheless. Either way, I tend to feel bad for the kid more then anyone. And, to be honest, I never saw what was so attractive about her anyways. Then again, people think I'm weird for not finding Marylin Monroe attractive, so, there ya go.

Can we now get on with the DC trivia ?