I bet it was great!!! so great, you seek to emulate the heroes of this game and you go out and challenge random bystanders to deathmatches!!! murderer!!!

I think pokemon chain breeding is really hard

Pokemon chain breeding is really hard WHEN YOU'RE OFF SLAYING INNOCENT CHIIIIIILDREEEEEEEN!

I think giant monster movies are really cool.

You know who else likes giant move monsters? Giant movie monsters!

*back from the grave*

If you're back from the grave that makes you a zombie. And what are zombies but murdering machines? MURDERER!

I made fudge this weekend.

Fudge, eh? You know what Fudge begins with? "F". And you know what murdered begins with? 'M". Coincidence, I think not!


I have been cleared of all charges by a court of law.

Everyone knows that you're holding the jury hostage. I mean, seriously, you came to court in an Atlas! The very Atlas you used to slaughter those poor poor people.

It is it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King.

Pirates are notorious for killing people. God only knows what a Pirate King is notorious for!

I am a murderer.

Yes you are.

I am cherry flavored gelatin.

I just found this picture of JKLantern eating a cheesburger. Meat is murder, you know.

I just got a phonecall that has me contemplating murder.

I've long insisted to my fiancee that we don't need a housekeeper. We keep the main house that we use - now that I travel to different places of work less the others aren't as active - very well kept (at least I do - she's usually traveling on business so I'm a good little "house hubbie-to-be"). Still she felt with my health and how busy I am that it would make things easier. I gave in to her demand.

It sounds like one of my most valuable possessions is now no more thanks to the housekeeper.

I post this just because I'm trying to stay very cool as I'm still at the hospital and this thread just seemed like the place for it.

At least all that blood on your shirt makes you look like it.

My foot is not green.

Five bucks and your housekeeper will no longer trouble you...

Wait till he finds out his fiance broke it and is blaming the house-keeper. She always thought you loved that thing more than her.

Pulls the body of a housekeeper holding a broken LE Victor Creed in her hand.

Aha! So it was you Mr. Krinn! And you did it in the conservatory with the lead pipe no less. Case closed.

I sure am bad at heroclix today.

It's Jack of Hearts.

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