"All your base is belong to us worms"

"Displayed here are the contents of JKLantern's Stomach."

They also have bazookas and holy hand grenades, so I'd watch out if you're going to try and eat one! :x

Hoof hearted? Ice melted.

5 is right out!!!

Actually the jar reads "Danger! contents under pressure"

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

I've created a monster

Quick, kill it before it becomes a danger to society!

I hate to disappoint you fine people but i have the correct translation from a decoder I "picked up" when I visited Neverland ranch (relax...i'm too old). It says:

"This also fell off Michael"

Rub me the right way...

LOL, this is what I was going to say.

After translating it, though, I think it says:

"Confucius say, He who laughs last is laughing at you, or is being forced to by Mr. Mind. And your lucky numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42."

"In yur jars, controlling yur thawts"

"Property of The Head Museum"

"Child safety lock - press down and turn to open"

"Directions: For adults ages 12 and up, take one to alleviate pain from minor headaches, soreness, or an excess of free will."

"Property of Dr. Bunson Honeydew"

"750 mL - 120 proof"

"There is no "P" in J-A-R, lets keep it that way."

Is there a drain (will he drown, does he need saving? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode)..........



Maybe an air freshener????


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"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh...”