I think the Undertaker one mainly stems from the horrible "fake Undertaker" angle after the Royal Rumble that eventually led to the Undertaker vs. Undertaker match, but I'm not entirely sure.

But yeah, The (real) Undertaker has always been Mark Calloway

Well that and the horribly aborted angle where undertaker was going to be revealed as an alien Bounty Hunter (which i think was a tie in to a movie)

There was the Underfaker, and there was the Fake Cain, who was played by the guy now playing Festus.

I was at the Raw where the Fake Kain debuted. I was so happy to see "Klassic Kain" I just about died, even though 'twasn't Jacobs.

That and Hacksaw Jim Duggan were the highlights of that show for me.

Heh, Taker has always been Mark Calaway. Take a look at his face in 1990, the only thing that's changed are some more wrinkles some tattooes, and a scar from where Mable broke his orbital socket, thus he had to wear that silly mask.

A friend of his played the Underfaker, Dibiase's claim to buying the Undertaker.

Kane has always been one guy as well. Although that guy was once a killer Christmas tree, a Demented dentist, and a fake Diesel.

I only know of two guys who wore the Doink get up. Matt Bourne (Evil Doink) and Steve Lombardi a.k.a. The Brooklyn Brawler. The third guy's name escapes me.

Warrior has always been Warrior. Check his website.

For the unrestricted tourneys, yes.

Ray Apollo, who was Doink throughout his "Face" period.

I'd like in.

You think you could have a mafia.....Wooooo.....game without including the greatest to ever walk that aisle? Sit down, fatboy; I'll be with you in a moment.

Space Mountain might be the oldest ride in the park, but it always has the longest line.

You bet I'm in.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

sign me the hell up for this!

So many things that the Mafia could be.

I'd love it if they were Wrestlecrap guys.

Especially if the Gobbledygooker was involved.

Instead of randomly assigning roles, how 'bout we SPIN THE WHEEL AND MAKE THE DEAL?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WgT5ta5oWCc

By the way:

Wrestling is REAL.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-k2uJ3AmVE&feature=related

Steiner was SO POWERFUL that the inertia of his grip caused gravity to just take over on the other guy.

Amazing stuff, really.