First & W: You are both off - the FINAL issue will be called:

"Ultimate Supreme Illuminati: One more Prelude to Disassembled House of Uncivil Decimation Annihilation Secret Zombie Hulk Other Invasion War MAX"

WHEW! Imagine all of the p*ssed comic shop owners when they have to order THAT one!!!

Or, they'll merely call it: USI:OMPtDHoUDASZHOIW - MAX

Why a Max title?

Because Punisher kills all of the skrulls.

With a machine gun. And lots of Hand Grenades. And one gets rolled over by a tank.

The final scene is Wanda crying out "no more skrulls," and falls on a landmine.

Bob Newhart wakes up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette.

Gnaghi and Francesco are standing at the edge of the cliff, inside a snow globe.

Pat yells "It's a cookbook!"

Vader says "No. I am your father."

Ben looks out the window, and is shot in the head.

Verbal Kint gets into the car with "Mr. Kobayashi".

Londo executes Morden's Shadow escorts, then detonates the nuke on their base island.

James Cole watches his future self get shot to death in an airport.

Taylor sees the Statue of Liberty.

The Skrull Emperor will come to Earth, look at all the death and distruction around him, and start crying like a little girl. He'll be hauled off to prison, and later assassinated by Doctor Minerva. She will shortly be killed by one of the Skrull mutants Xavier used to hang around with. The skrull kid will then replaces the Emperor and the Skrull empire will tell everyone the modern Emperor is the roxxors compared to the old guy...

Like when he refused to join the Vishanti in their 1000 year war, and was forced to invoke Dormammu and the sketchier gods to power his magic instead? Oh, Bendis, if only you learned how to use Wikipedia!

The real secret invasion is pointed out: the one into our billfolds and purses!

No, just kidding. I'm sure it will end ok.

No, he uses wiki. So he can pick out what to retcon.

My predictions:

Iron Man's really a Skrull.
The real Tony Stark is missing.
Mr. Fantastic 1st destroys-thens saves the day.
The Inhumans get BB back in 1 piece.
Cap A who died was a skrull & Nick Fury has been hiding Steve Rogers.
Cap A and WinterBuck get their own book after SI.
Nick Fury gets his own book again with the Howling C's after SI.
The friendly skrulls here on earth posing as heroes either die or get outted-then accepted.
Agent Brand gets promoted.

The skrull invasion is stopped by Mr. Fantastic sending a virus onto their mothership with a mac laptop. There by dropping shields and allowing Iron man to shoot his repulsor blast into a vulnerable spot and blowing up the mother ship. All skrulls are either held prisoner, killed or flee in terror. Mr. Fantastic and Ironman smoke a cigar afterwards.

Nah, it's the real Stark all along, he's just using this opportunity to cover-up the fact he's discovered some pictures of a time when he went out to a bar on Yancy St with the Thing and the pictures clearly show that he and Ben Grim did bumped uglies after four bottles of vino.

Wolverine was also involved.

All hail Nostradaxus!

That adds a truly disturbing dimension to The Thing's Catch-phrase "It's Clobberin' Time!"

How about they call the next series "The Works" (said in my best Hellboy impression)!

Yeah, somehow Wolverine will stick a fork in it!!!