That explains why he is so screwed up then but I still am affronted and challenge you to a duel you cretinous cavalier

"Barry Manalo? What do I look like, Northstar*? I'm Doom! I feel no tingling when Manalo sings."

"Eh I dunno, I sorta like it Victor"

"Foolish Kang. You deserved to die for saying such, not Vulture."

"Bary MAnalo. Does not compute. Fleshling vocalizing... disturbs Ultron. You will all pay."

1) "Ha! Thugs! Figures a clown like you would resort to such lowly help. My doombots would blow you out of the water" Doom sneers as he raises his Blaster Cannon ominously and takes aim. Doom perplexes damage up to 4 and blastifies Harpo. 6+1=7 for 4 clicks for the KO.

2) "Destroy... fleshlings" Ultron monotonously utters, and before the Thug's death sentence could be processed, a giant adamantium arm was flying his way. 2+4=6 for 3 damage.

3) "Doom thinks he's so great huh. I'll show him how it's done" Kang mutters as he pulls out a pair of future tech blasters and sets his aim on Joker. 3+4=7 for 3 damage to Joker and the KO.

free) Docdoom will outwit the Copter's Pulsewave.

1) R. Doctor Doom (7/7) 121 pts R17@
2) R Ultron (9/9) 111 pts O12q@
3) R Kang (3/7) 87 pts N11@@
4) LE Kraven the Spider* (0/7) 39 pts KOed
* Lunge 5 pts
5) R Vulture (0/5) 15 pts KOed
6) R Intergang Medic (3/3) 20 pts R18

Vulture [1 DFD]
Doctor Doom [1 KO] [1 SA] [3 DFD][3 AST]
Kang [5 SA] [3 KO]
Ultron [2 SA]
Intergang Medic [2 AST]


vs

1) U Joker 97 (0/7) F14 KOed
2) R Harley Quinn 30 (3/5) F17
w/Point Blank 4
3) LE Harvey Dent 67 (6/6) Q10@@
4) R "Joker Copter" (Yellow Lantern) 65 (3/6) Q13@
5) E "Poison Ivy" (Foronic Man) 47 (5/6) G16
6) R "Man Bat" (Vulture) 33 (0/5) KOed
A) R Street Thug Groucho 19 (0/5) KOed
B) R Street Thug Chico 19 (1/5) O13@@
C) R Street Thug Harpo 19 (0/5) Q18 KOed
Total 400

Joker [3 SA, 1 KO]
Harley Quinn [2 SA, 1 KO]
Joker Copter [1 SA]

LO: Q9; Q10, M16
HO: R10, L15, L17
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*No offense to anyone :D

Fair enough. I will meet you under the old oak tree at the crack of dawn. .22 Pistol's will be the weapon of choice. The good ol' liberty valance 10 step will suit us.

PS: You supposed to use a glove across the face when you challenge to a duel, n00b.

Isn't Kang pushed?

Why yes, Jack. Yes he is. That must be why you didn't bother basing him with a thug.

But Kang has MOE (hence his isnt MOE great) which allows you to push even with two tokens for 1 unavoidable damage. So in other words he could push every turn till he dies and never have to clear. Imagine MOE on someone with Steal Energy

Someday I'll learn how to play this game.

I mean, I coulda outwitted RCE and everything but I didn't even bother.

I know its one of those things that sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Hey as far as learning you would still smoke my ### lol(in a purely non sexual way of course)

MoE. I can keep on pushing forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

Michigan do you want to play an exhibition of fle when this is over? I wanna play you for the hilarity of the dialogue Im sure would ensue.

Sure I need to get used to my new people
Out with Helena, Barda, Dinah, J'onn and Ralph
In with Rip, Tora, Bruce and Guy

10a (i think)

Free) Two-Face outwits Kang's pc.

"Eek! You hurt Mista Jay!"

1) Harley shoots Ultron with her oversized gun, needing a 9. Gets a 10 for one click. The kick knocks her to the ground and Harley takes one for the push.

"Eat this future boy." Two-Face sneers under his breathe

2) Harvey shoots Kang, needing a 6. Gets a 10. 2 to Kang.

3) Ivy to M10.

4) Copter to I14. Ditches the Manalo.

1) R. Doctor Doom (7/7) 121 pts R17@
2) R Ultron (8/9) 111 pts O12q@
3) R Kang (1/7) 87 pts N11@@
4) LE Kraven the Spider* (0/7) 39 pts KOed
* Lunge 5 pts
5) R Vulture (0/5) 15 pts KOed
6) R Intergang Medic (3/3) 20 pts R18

Vulture [1 DFD]
Doctor Doom [1 KO] [1 SA] [3 DFD][3 AST]
Kang [5 SA] [3 KO]
Ultron [2 SA]
Intergang Medic [2 AST]


vs

1) U Joker 97 (0/7) F14 KOed
2) R Harley Quinn 30 (2/5) F17@@
w/Point Blank 4
3) LE Harvey Dent 67 (6/6) Q10@
4) R "Joker Copter" (Yellow Lantern) 65 (2/6) I14@@
5) E "Poison Ivy" (Foronic Man) 47 (5/6) M10@
6) R "Man Bat" (Vulture) 33 (0/5) KOed
A) R Street Thug Groucho 19 (0/5) KOed
B) R Street Thug Chico 19 (1/5) O13
C) R Street Thug Harpo 19 (0/5) Q18 KOed
Total 400

Joker [3 SA, 1 KO]
Harley Quinn [3 SA, 1 KO]
Joker Copter [1 SA]
Two Face [1 SA, 1 AST]

LO: Q9; Q10, M16
HO: R10, L15, L17

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10b (maybe)

free)perplex down Thugs damage

free)Kang outwits floronics damage power

everyone else clears

1) R. Doctor Doom (7/7) 121 pts R17
2) R Ultron (8/9) 111 pts O12q
3) R Kang (1/7) 87 pts N11
4) LE Kraven the Spider* (0/7) 39 pts KOed
* Lunge 5 pts
5) R Vulture (0/5) 15 pts KOed
6) R Intergang Medic (3/3) 20 pts R18

Vulture [1 DFD]
Doctor Doom [1 KO] [1 SA] [3 DFD][3 AST]
Kang [5 SA] [3 KO]
Ultron [2 SA]
Intergang Medic [2 AST]


vs

1) U Joker 97 (0/7) F14 KOed
2) R Harley Quinn 30 (2/5) F17@@
w/Point Blank 4
3) LE Harvey Dent 67 (6/6) Q10@
4) R "Joker Copter" (Yellow Lantern) 65 (2/6) I14@@
5) E "Poison Ivy" (Foronic Man) 47 (5/6) M10@
6) R "Man Bat" (Vulture) 33 (0/5) KOed
A) R Street Thug Groucho 19 (0/5) KOed
B) R Street Thug Chico 19 (1/5) O13
C) R Street Thug Harpo 19 (0/5) Q18 KOed
Total 400

Joker [3 SA, 1 KO]
Harley Quinn [3 SA, 1 KO]
Joker Copter [1 SA]
Two Face [1 SA, 1 AST]

LO: Q9; Q10, M16
HO: R10, L15, L17

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11a

1) Ivy rips off Kang's mask. "Gimmie a kiss big boy." Needs a 4, gets a 4. 2 damage and the Ko. 1 to Ivy for the push.

"This isa no good. I gotsa two'o you roboty thingies shootin at me."

2) Chico kicks Ultron and breaks away with a 6. Goes to O11.

1) R. Doctor Doom (7/7) 121 pts R17
2) R Ultron (8/9) 111 pts O12q
3) R Kang (0/7) 87 pts KOed
4) LE Kraven the Spider* (0/7) 39 pts KOed
* Lunge 5 pts
5) R Vulture (0/5) 15 pts KOed
6) R Intergang Medic (3/3) 20 pts R18

Vulture [1 DFD]
Doctor Doom [1 KO] [1 SA] [3 DFD][3 AST]
Kang [5 SA] [3 KO]
Ultron [2 SA]
Intergang Medic [2 AST]


vs

1) U Joker 97 (0/7) F14 KOed
2) R Harley Quinn 30 (2/5) F17
w/Point Blank 4
3) LE Harvey Dent 67 (6/6) Q10
4) R "Joker Copter" (Yellow Lantern) 65 (2/6) I14
5) E "Poison Ivy" (Foronic Man) 47 (4/6) M10@@
6) R "Man Bat" (Vulture) 33 (0/5) KOed
A) R Street Thug Groucho 19 (0/5) KOed
B) R Street Thug Chico 19 (1/5) O11@
C) R Street Thug Harpo 19 (0/5) Q18 KOed
Total 400

Joker [3 SA, 1 KO]
Harley Quinn [3 SA, 1 KO]
Joker Copter [1 SA]
Two Face [1 SA, 1 AST]
Ivy [1 SA, 1 KO]

LO: Q9; Q10, M16
HO: R10, L15, L17

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11a

1) Ultron rips the thug into little pieces and feeds them to Kittah who inturn gets sick and throws up on your computer wires.

2) Doom carries to P13 dropping intergang at P12. Doom TA copies and outwits Harley's RCE. "Man Zoom wasn't lying, these are top quality ladders. I could just sit on this low rung here all day" the Intergang Medic thought.

free) Doom sends out a static bomb ruining all of harley;s technology. ie. He outwits her RCE.

free) Doom casts a spell of protection and perplexes harley's damage down to nuffin'. "Go cry over the dead clown somewhere else girlie."

free) The intergang medic sits down on the ladder knocking on the wood sides. "Man I bet this thing could handle the blob without breaking. Damn! good ladders I tell ya." Ok that isn't really an action.

The sound of Sk8r Boi is heard from atop the roof.

"You know, this song really gets to me" Harvey says as he begins to tear up. "he was a skater boy. How true, how true. Avril you are a wordsmith of immeasurable talent."

Kang awakes from being knocked out long enough to think "that avril loving Pansy got a hit on me?!" and passes out again.

1) R. Doctor Doom (7/7) 121 pts R17@
2) R Ultron (8/9) 111 pts O12q@
3) R Kang (0/7) 87 pts KOed
4) LE Kraven the Spider* (0/7) 39 pts KOed
* Lunge 5 pts
5) R Vulture (0/5) 15 pts KOed
6) R Intergang Medic (3/3) 20 pts R18

Vulture [1 DFD]
Doctor Doom [1 KO] [1 SA] [3 DFD][3 AST]
Kang [5 SA] [3 KO]
Ultron [2 SA]
Intergang Medic [2 AST]


vs

1) U Joker 97 (0/7) F14 KOed
2) R Harley Quinn 30 (2/5) F17
w/Point Blank 4
3) LE Harvey Dent 67 (6/6) Q10
4) R "Joker Copter" (Yellow Lantern) 65 (2/6) I14
5) E "Poison Ivy" (Foronic Man) 47 (4/6) M10@@
6) R "Man Bat" (Vulture) 33 (0/5) KOed
A) R Street Thug Groucho 19 (0/5) KOed
B) R Street Thug Chico 19 (1/5) O11@
C) R Street Thug Harpo 19 (0/5) Q18 KOed
Total 400

Joker [3 SA, 1 KO]
Harley Quinn [3 SA, 1 KO]
Joker Copter [1 SA]
Two Face [1 SA, 1 AST]
Ivy [1 SA, 1 KO]

LO: Q9; Q10, M16
HO: R10, L15, L17

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