I hear that. Was sidelined by emergency house guests.

One day I will play...one day...

Tyro-repelling might be best achieved with a trebuchet.

We should have one of those handy for the next time Larry is late to a thing.

Set it up right by the front counter and we could propel him right to the gaming area, arms pinwheeling comically.

That or he'd crash into the MTG tables.

That's fine. Then we wouldn't have to listen to the Magic players go on about how awesome the Shivan Dragon was but was nothing when compared to the Lord of Tresserhorn.

...I wanted to punch that one guy. I nearly bit my tongue off refraining from saying "No one cares about the Lord of Tresserhorn."

..but...but... that could hurt!

No way man. Cartoonish violence never hurts. :ulls out an anvil::

Intestinal blockages hurt.

Chew your food, people...

I care about the Lord of Tresserhorn.

Failing that, do as the dinosaurs did before you and swallow small stones to aid digestion.

I care about you, Norton.

What a foolish endeavour.

This isn't a standardized test Zyxba. There is no right or wrong when it comes to opinion, but I'll try to humor you.

The only good thing about the prequel is that it relates to the original classic. The prequel doesn't have much merit as a stand alone film. Reasons it's better? Superior director. THE bass line. David Keith and Kurt Russell. Cheesy 80s special fx that still manage to look superior than the crappy looking CGI of the prequel. A real sense of terror and paranoia that the second film tries poorly to imitates.

And Papa Shivan is way superior to The Lord of Tresserfail. Unsummon owns that guy.

Aw, what's wrong with Magic players?(aside from the obvious lack of true gaming skills, social tact, and proper hygiene). Yes, I have evidence of all three accusations. Though being asked if my stacks of poker chips were mana pools was downright funny.

Umm, yeah, my sympathies. But I always knew you were full of crap.