Did that for the first time this weekend at my brother's bachelor party. Was expensive. As was pretty much everything else in New York City, but as my brother's best man pointed out, there's a 50% chance that this is the only time he'll get married....

Those Chippendales don't work for free.

I hear their fees are pretty stiff.

Quite true...


When my brother got married I chartered a van we went to Tunica for some gambling for the weekend. (and a strip club somewhere around Memphis)


For the second bachelor party, we went to a local bar and got drunk while I told him he was making another mistake.


I did not go to the 3rd bachelor party or wedding. I may throw him a party when this one ends though, kind of a look how badly you have ###### your life up shindig.

I thought you said that to help pay your way through college, you were a fluffer and oiler for the Chippendales?

Why haven't you ever been to Skip's? It's right there.

Tonight, I think I will use mock indignation and complain that I thought I was going to a Hannah Montana concert.

Secret Santa Update:

Sorry for the delays. I'm just waiting on one straggler and I'll send out the PM's. Smudge would have totally done this better.

That was implied from the beginning.

You know, I can tell people to buy you horrible things!

That was implied from the beginning.

Who is smudge?

Some guy. Has a jeep. Doesn't talk to us much anymore.

A thread he posted in the Buy forums alludes to him moving.

I thought the Jeep alluded to that.