That's really rather rude, you realize that right? Sure he can be a royal pain in the ###, but he's first and foremost an honest player and person, and in all seriousness that's all that really matters in this game anymore. Finding people who actually enjoy the game and don't stoop down to lousy levels to get what they want...What I'd really like to figure out is what crawled up everyone else in Missouri's ### lately. Anyways not to start a flamewar, so shall we all progress back to what this thread was really about?

Perhaps it is not us who are the problem.

To quote myself:

In an unrestricted match, I needed to roll a 10 with my famous tankdrop. After failing to roll 10 twice I yelled in dismay at my tank w/c was supposed to be the "most accurate tank in the game":

"That's a DI Schmitt!"




In another game, I was about to frag the "Harpy" Havoc w/ Alpha 2. It was dead meat because I just needed an 8 to hit. Just before I rolled the dice I yelled "gimme an EIGHT!".

I rolled 1s on both of my white dice, and a six on the black die. lol

Beautiful. :)

Very nice indeed Oliver...

Ok quoting myself..

Well I won't win so that **** helicopter muct die!!!

that was when I focused my force on annialating a helicopter!!

I was the first to kill his helicopter

At our local veniue at colectormania tonight, STheis grabed my Scoin and said "This is what happens to Jasic when he spots a pretty lady" and slowy proceded in rasing the gun barel up on Scions head...

@ Sanguine & Forsaken

Thanks guys. I think I want to punish my dice, today in one match I could not roll higher than 10. Then before I would need to hit another 10, I whispered to my dice "it can't get any worse than today right?". I roll and get a critical miss.

Thank goodness I got fellowship coz the dudes in our venue thought that my dice were the funniest. Finally won that LE Anastasia too. lol



@HyKita

You know, we used to label the DI Schmitt tanks as tanks that "need Viagra". At least Jasek's ride looks quite "potent". lol



Regarding Warboss:

Dudes, lets not bash on other players. Its easy to get on someone's case in the forums especailly if we do not know or meet them in person. Let's be tolerant. I still think that every player is important so venues and other players must learn to compromise. Hey, some players I knew are quite irritating, but after some time things start to work out, especially over an extended period.

Cheers! buys the contending groups an ice cold beverage :classic:


I'm an old fasioned dude who still believes that all disputes can be settled by a sincere handshake. Its my favorite "clean slate" button. lol

@Hykita

Is the Collectormania Venue still going? LMK, because I'm going to be in the area for the month of July.

@OliverB

Very nicely put my friend. Also, for dice punishment, if they're anything like my Wolf Faction dice (usually roll inexplicably high), just let them be for a tourny or two, and play with another pair, they tend to get jealous, and roll higher the next time you use them.;)

I was playing at our venue's Vanguard CTA (the last event before the venue kicked all WK sponsored game nights OUT :() We had eight players, four boards spread out over two tables side by side by side. Except for one newbie, seven of us have played the game for a long while and the competition was intense. Only the newbie was not a BM somewhere.

It's my turn and my head is down focused on the board trying to figure the angles and distance for my next shot. The guy next to me has got his head down doing the same. It's quiet as we try and figure out how to deal the next blow against our respective opponents. Then we hear in a sickly sweet male voice, "Hi, sweetie how are you doing?"

My train of thought is derailed! My strategy ideas are wrecked. The guy next to me and I look up to see what kind of new tactic this is. My opponent had gotten a cell phone call from his girlfriend. I look at the guy next to me, "Thank God. I thought he was talking to me..."

Public demonstration works well. Line them up in frot of the microwave put one in and turn it on for a couple minutes, remove and then say in threatening voice. This is what happens to the bad dice

Quoting myself again...

"Well I am probably not gonna win so might as well......... ALRIGHT CHUMPS!! LETS DO THIS !! LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY!!! JEEENNKKINNS

To the dudes who had given me advice on dice-punishment (could be an interesting topic for a new thread, but nah.lol), I thank you all!

(bows to Marchioni09 & Forsakenwolf)


Regarding dice getting jealous, I think that would be dangerous. Many of my ex-grilfriends would treat me even worse when they are jealous! lol



Btw, whoz Leroy Jenkins?

World of Warcraft thing, really hard to explain but inexplicably hilarious.

http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/

And remember everyone...don't be a Leeroy

Hahaha that has happened to me so many times it is not funny. D=