Aeredon/Kossak 2004

MKNN recently aired this short news story about death.

<scene: death is walking down a generic crowded city street>

Death: Hello. My name is Death, and i'm running for president. I know you didn't think I was worthy last time. But this time i've got several new programs that will make the world a better place. I have a new plan to take care of the homeless people problem and it won't cost you taxpayers a cent. That's right, i'll pay them all out OF MY OWN POCKET!!! After today, you will see what a nice generous guy i am.

Homeless guy: money for the poor? My house burned down right after I lost my job and the bank where I had my account got robbed and-

Death: SHUT UP YOU BUM! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OF MONEY?

Homeless guy: b-but sir... anything will help...

Death: I SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! NOW BEAT IT!

Some other guy on the street: Yo death! You suck! I aint votin for you! I'm goin with emerald. She's HOT! Did ya know she used to be a stripper?

Death: Are you sure about that? Maybe... *reaches into his robes and pulls out a large stack of 20 dollar bills* THIS will change your mind.

Some other guy on the street: Whoah, sweet! You rule death! You've got my vote.

Death: Heh heh heh heh heh

Homeless guy: H-hey. I thought you said you didn't have any money!

Death: I SAID GET LOST YOU DEADBEAT! *draws sword and slices the poor homeless guy in two*

Death: *looks at news camera* Hey, wait! Turn off that camera! You weren't FILMING THIS were you!? HEY I MEAN IT! TURN THAT OFF! YOU'LL RUIN MY NICE GUY IMAGE!!!
*death raises his sword and brings it down on the camera*


We are experiencing technical difficulties. I am sorry to say that we will not be able to resume our news coverage. On another note, we are currently looking for a new camera man. Not fearing a gruesome and horrible death would be a bonus.

I vote Kossak. But if it was old pieces It would have to be Order of Vladd.

so far
mage king alment lan 6
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 4
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 1
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 1
heartdrinker 1

to let you all know this is to see who will be running for president.next week we will choose who will be the the running for vice president[no restictions to who its is] for the top 3 figures in this poll.the next 5 people who post there vote or advertistment like the past ones[like the one for khan horrowblade,im gonna gut you that was funny] would you please say yes if this a good idea or no if its a bad idea.

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so far
mage king alment lan 6
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 2
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 1
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 1
heartdrinker 1

to let you all know this is to see who will be running for president.next week we will choose who will be the the running for vice president[no restictions to who its is] for the top 3 figures in this poll.the next 5 people who post there vote or advertistment like the past ones[like the one for khan horrowblade,im gonna gut you that was funny] would you please say yes if this a good idea or no if its a bad idea.

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so far
mage king alment lan 6
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 2
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 1
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 1
heartdrinker 1
host leader 1

Vote for Bloody Amara!

R1: so, what is your plan on health care?
BA: well, diasease and death to the masses. *breathes plauge on poor reporter*
R1: ahhh god, oh god ahhh!!!
BA: haha
R2: hey bloody amara, I havent had a chance to ask you, WHY DONT YOU JUST RIP OUT MY HEART! THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND!
BA: *rips his heart out*
R2: ahhhh what the heck!
BA: hey man cant you take a joke?
R2: ahhhhh
R3: please dont hurt me, what is your plan on the budget plan of mk.
BA: who cares? once the world is dead theyll be reanimated and undead and then theyll pay any price i ask for.
R3: so why vote for you.
BA: because i said so.
R3: uh..uh...uh..uh.. o... kakakakak kay....
BA: devours him for the fun of it.

I think everyone voting for should, for the fun of it, use reporter interviews to state thier case. good idea ya had there vaporgecko. funny stuff

*Bows*

Why thank you.

Uh... Death has at least 3 votes, right Vash?

so far
mage king alment lan 6
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 2
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 3[my bad i copyed off one of the first so far its much easier to update it if i do that]
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 1
heartdrinker 1
host leader 1
bloody amara 1
p.s why aint you guys saying yes or no to my vice president idea. there is NO restrictions he..um p...o....d...o

bloody amara :D :D

I vote for Kem Ravenbane
His sleek black armor reminds me of an Armani suit.
But the real reason I vote him is his X factor and his cool attitude in the storyline

Magus Alment Lan.

He's the MAN!!!!

so far
mage king alment lan 7
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 2
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 3
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 1
heartdrinker 1
host leader 1
bloody amara 2
kem ravenbane 1

kossak has 4