Chuck Norris can work out the Anti-Life Equation in his head.


Chuck Norris is unique.


Chuck Norris will not recover. He doesn't need to.


When Chuck Norris plays, characters lose all willpower, and Kyle Rayner will attack your own protected characters out of sheer terror.


Chuck Norris has every keyword, even Evasion, despite the fact that he cannot be stunned.


Chuck Norris gets +X attack. If you ask what X is, he gets +X defense. If you ask again, you won't have time to wish you hadn't.


The flavour text on "Bulletproof" is actually a Chuck Norris quote.


"Justice Like Lightning" was originally "Justice Like Chuck Norris", but was considered unbalanced.


In every attack, Chuck Norris is the attacker, regardless of whoever proposed the attack.


The "Top 8" is actually the "Top 9". However, Chuck Norris is always at the top, hence his name is left off the list for simplicity.


Hans Hoh was banned for his own safety. If he wasn't, Chuck Norris would have intervened.


When Chuck Norris builds a deck, there are no illegal cards. If you run Overload, he will eat your deck, then your family, then he will regurgitate a deck of VS cards based on your family. This deck will have sleeves, whether it did before or not.


Chuck Norris has no concept of trade. If you offer to trade with him, he will take your cards, your house and all your belongings.


Chuck Norris is the real reason why Nick Fury only has one eye.

One time Chuck Norris's opponent offered him a split at the top 2 of a PCQ. Chuck Norris promptly accepted and split the prize and his opponent.

"No Man Escapes the Chuck Norris"

Some of these are getting stupid...

The only game Chuck Norris ever lost was to a small kid who had AIDS. Of course Chuck lost on purpose, but only by a 1 point difference. (Chuck could have easily won.)

Silver Surfer does not and cannot win against Chuck Norris since Chuck always has control of the initiative.

The Squadron Supreme central theme idea to do great with no cards in hand came from Chuck Norris, duh, because Chuck always wins no matter how many cards he has.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate Null Time Zone, he can counter any card with mere thought of countering it.

Chuck Norris is declared winner at all future events. Other players compete for second place.

what would happen if Chuck were cloned??? Who would win??

In that case, Chuck Norris would win... duh.

Characters adjacent to Chuck Norris should consider themselves damm lucky.

Characters protected by Chuck Norris don't have a blessed thing to worry about.

really
expecially the ones about Hans.

The only person to live from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is Bulk Lao. Thats the reason he looks like he dose.

i've gotta ask. where did these chuck norris jokes come from all of a sudden?

Chuck Norris is a level infinite VS Judge.

Chuck Norris is a level infinite VS TO.

Chuck Norris is a level 1 Yu-Gi-Oh! Judge.
(Chuck Norris doesn't care much for Yu-Gi-Oh!)

I'm sorry but who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mike Ditka?

There would be no fight. Mr. Norris and Mr. Ditka would take over the world, and make Chicago and Texas one place, and the new capital of the world.

Trick question: Ditka IS God...I mean Norris.