You may want to rethink that. I can swing from Neutral Good to Chaotic Evil pretty quickly

That's okay. I'll make sure that you fall on your head so that you won't be able to remember who tripped you.

My brain score is a 1...

You could pull that off. Maybe if you hit me hard enough it'll change my alignment.

Boy Blunder realizes that the TurleWagon needs a pounding, a welding and a painting to get fixed. But you already knew that.

If he chucks his ball at the Wagon, it might accomplish some welding. Or it might just annoy Donatello. Who knows.

JKLantern directs the Bo Staff to Boy Blunder and mentions that they're to pound the Wagon. Donatello seems cheered by this. So does the Bo Staff.

Space Jawa seems to stiffen the spines of all the Turtles save Donatello. Leonardo whispers, "Awesome speech, dude, but Donny's kind of weird about his machines. We really need to get him on board, 'cause his weapon has the best reach. You ever play the NES version without using him? Bru-tal."

Wade looks for some pain and immediately finds some glowing green paint leaking out of a nearby manhole cover that he puts in his pocket as an inventory item! (Note: crit hit here)

Pax struggles mightily 'gainst his bonds. CharlesX, noticing this, tries to slam Pax to the ground. Pax bounces out of the way, then bounces around in little circles, trying to avoid CharlesX.

In the midst of one loop, he makes eye contact with Raphael. Somehow, the two are able to communicate be it through mutual respect, machismo or sheer bullheadedness, and Raph manages to get one of his sais out so Pax can break his bonds.

Unfortunately, charlesX's Toad Hat has given him surprising strength and he catches up to Pax quickly. What would have been a cut to freedom turns into a mad bounce to escape, higher than any previous bounce! Sadly, what goes up must come down and Pax lands right on Raph's sai.

With a yelp, he shoots up into the sky, a Pax-shaped contrail of smoke in his wake. Using the laws of cartoon physics, you figure he'll land next round. (our first crit miss!)

Wade, charlesX, JK and Space Jawa get an XP.

Well, Pax, looks like you got the point, in the end.



Sorry about that, old chum.

It's ok, I'm going to land on you

I'll try catching you!!!!!

You better hope your body role is better than mine!

I don't remember looking for some pain...

Clearly you're an amnesiac masochist.

Wait, "glowing green paint"?

Did Wade touch it unprotected?

Maaaaaaaaaybe.

It's just glowing green paint, though.

I mean, what else could it be?

Pour it on me!

Yes. Clearly, it can't be a green, highly mutagenic compound that has a tendency to give various reptiles and mammals some degree of sentience, or to cause humans to hulk out or anything. That would be foolish, and such a thing would be unheard of in the Ninja Turtle Universe.

What an imagination!