I'm at work right now, so I can't do the write-up, and I'm still sick but recovering. Still, the write-up will go up tonight or tomorrow. Sorry about the delay.

Take your time. None of us are dying over it. Hope you get to feeling better.

Smudge attempts to smash his treadmill with his newly acquired chains, but finds he is to close to build up enough speed in his swing. The chains rattle noisily as they bounce off the console, and Smudge's treadmill suddenly picks up speed, forcing his into a full on run.

Wade summons his strength and heaves on his chains. Wade now finds himself standing upon the overturned treadmill. By pulling with one chain or the other, he can direct the treadmills movement. Unfortunately, he has no way to stop, and so he smashes through the wall into the white landscape outside.

Sky attempts to duck to the side whilst telling the King that he has now broken his own laws, but he doesn't move quick enough. Sky gets cracked in the side of the head with the king's scepter and is sent staggering.

Jawa uses the fight as a diversion and moves the panel on the wall. Using his fingernails to find a grove, he pulls mightily, pulling the panel clean off. Behind it, he finds a disappointingly empty compartment.

Jawa and Wade get XP

I will attempt to jam the treadmill treads with the chains. (body)

I shall hold up the panel, peek out from behind the throne to look towards the king, and ask "Hey King, what kind of power source do you need, and what do you need it for anyway?" (Shmooze)

I will turn around the treadmill to go help free Smudge!(body)

Smudge tries to jam the treadmill with his chains, but finds that the links of the chain are just far too think to get between the tread and the mill.

Wade pulls on his chains and moves the upturned treadmill in a wide circle, heading back towards the prison. The treadmill smashes a second hole in the wall next to the first. Wade lets out an enthusiastic "YEEEEEEHAAAAAAH!" Unfortunately, Wade still has no way to stop his transport, leading him to crash his treadmill into Smudge's. The two treadmills smash together into an unholy wreck of exercise equipment, and both Smudge and Wade are thrown from their mounts. Shockingly, both find themselves unharmed, and furthermore, that their chains broke free in the crash, leaving them with manacles on their wrists and ankles, but otherwise fully mobile.

Jawa grips the panel and peeks out from behind the thrown. He calls out "Hey King, what kind of power source do you need, and what do you need it for anyway?" but King Ginger is too busy wailing on the felled Sky to answer. When Sky stops moving, the King turns and begins heading towards Jawa.


Wade gets XP.

I will toss the panel at King Ginger in hopes of distracting him so I have a little extra time to then charge up and hit him with a Falcon Punch. (Body; Trait: Falcon Punch)

To the throne room!

I will bust into the throne room yet again yelling "C is for cookie!" as I once again try to eat King Ginger...(body)

I'll get up and try to stop wade from eating the king by flying tackling him. (Body)

I am hoping something like the water emperor from futurama happens >.>

I think it would be hilarious if I managed to miss and 'accidentally' hit Wade in the face.

Jawa tosses the panel at the king, but misses by a wide margin, the metal sheet clattering to the floor. The noise does cause the king to look up briefly from his beatdown. Jawa ignites his fist, only to comically trip on the panel that he only so recently flung.

Suddenly a voice rings out.

"C IS FOR COOKIE!"

And then, Wade is on the Cookie King's back, gnawing at his head. Wade manages to tear off one of the legs of the inverted gingerbread man that makes up the king's body before both King Ginger and Wade are tackled by a lunging Sky. All three go down in a heap. The king, howling in pain, looses his scepter as he hits the floor, and his crown falls from his head with nothing left to hang it on.

Smudge, entering the throne room and seeing everyone laying on the floor, shrugs and does the same. He wonders why everyone would be stargazing inside, in a world without a sky.

Wade and Sky get XP

I will pick up both the crown and the scepter as I yell "All Hail King Wade!"(body)