Eh. I dunno. I just think it would be cooler is all.

Think of how many movies would be improved by a killer merman?

Bridges of Madison County? Yeah, they're ok but if Meryl Streep was crossing one and a merman leaped out of the water with a decapitating chomp (crashing through the bridge cover, natch) - so much more worthy of an Oscar.

The King's Speech? Great flick but imagine if it ended with him giving the speech, shouting out one line "Dear God. Our royalty inbred merman is coming to kill us all."

Star Wars? The merman is Luke's father (thus negating the intestual kiss but creating some discomfort in RotJ when Ackbar appears.)

Waterworld, though, would totally suck with a merman in it.

I found a guy at work who has seen (and loves) that show as much as I have (indeed a rarity), the only other person I know who has watched it is one of my close friends who I basically forced to watch it.

We were rendered helpless from giggling a good 5 minutes just recounting the episode where they go to the theatre with Jen's gay boyfriend.

Probably one of my favorite shows.

Do you need the blue team base with the figures? I have one without for trade.

Is "intestual" a medical term? Like, would an intestual kick actually be a kick delivered "in-testes", i.e., a junk shot? If so, the intestual kiss from Star Wars that you reference above must be from a different (read, adult) version than the George Lucas film of the same name...

Ugh, I was up until 1am nailing and stapling random camping tarps onto the addition to try and keep the rain from flowing through my garage ceiling like a level 5 rapid. So tired today. Couple that with the fact that there's a thick layer of cinder block dust on everything in my house due to the demolition and reconstruction of my chimney, I wasn't a happy camper last night. I'm ok today, just exhausted.

Sorry to hear all of that, Stan. How are you doing intestually? Are your testes black and blue after all of the hard work? Hope that you get some rest over the weekend, olde chum. Here - have a banana.

I'm doing fine, mentally and testually. I'm looking forward to soccer practice with the girls tonight. I love watching them play. They have a game tomorrow as well, and those are always fun. Then I am going to a friends tomorrow night to watch the UFC fights. Maybe get some work done around the house, some cleaning and other stuff. Overall, I'm looking forward to walking out of here today.

Got central air? Hope you threw a cover over your condenser before they started working...

Nope. Just good old fashioned windows.

Because of Rokk, I keep seeing Kris Kardashian and Drake on the front page of my Facebook.

Thanks a lot, Rokk.

I don't have that problem. You just need more friends.

I guess nothing was the same.

Sorry but I figured if I had to suffer - it was on my page because a Friend of a Friend, of all things, had commented - than so did others.

Ended up in the hospital again :-/

That sucks.

On the bright side, is it sad that this immediately made me think of MSU?