I'm hoping that he's not.

I've found that the majority of happenings here aren't nearly as funny to people who don't work here. Some things, like crappy managers, are universal.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to vlad3theimpaler again.

Fixed that for you.

No end of year bonus for you!!

Heh. Too bad it is based on my productivity. Which is very high even though I post here regularly.

Why would I voluntarily eat orange gravy?!?!?


I had a hankering for some chili dogs. I asked a coworker if he wanted to walk over and get some lunch. He asked what else they had. I looked up the website and found the proclamation of availability of the aforementioned orange gravy.

We laughed about the concept.

We went to get lunch. I ordered chili, cheese, onion, and pickle dogs and some fries.
"Do you want anything on the fries?"
"What do you have?"
"Chili, cheese, gravy, orange gravy..."
"There's a difference between gravy and orange gravy!?!??"
"Yup."
"What is orange gravy?"
"I can't tell you that."
"Alright, I'll take some."

What is wrong with me?

That's not rhetorical. I'm seriously wondering now. My stomach feels like burning.

I'm still not sure what orange gravy is, but I have a strange suspicion that it is just a mix of petroleum jelly, sour cream, and old bay seasoning.

I now want to try orange gravy.



possible recipe:
http://www.recipelink.com/msgbrd/boa...SEP/31885.html

I'm sure if you ask nicely...

That sounds more like the chili than the gravy, but kudos for the find.

This might be the best thing I've read all day.

I joined an indoor soccer league. I played my first game last night. I didn't collapse or die, so it was a good game.

I envision this only indoors:

I'm sure it is.

Holy Christ, it got killed dead! This may be a record.